That’s so stupid. Why cook a broom when you could cook a mop?

Oh God please tell me I’m one of them.

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How are those breathing exercises I have to assume your therapist suggested going?

Oh my yes!

I also picture myself getting assfucked by my sexbot while roleplaying as John Connor.

How’s this:

It’s not arguing, it’s explaining to them why they’re wrong. It’s a public service, really.

They’re not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!

Redundant, my ass already sounds like a clarinet.

Proper stretching is important no matter what the sexual preference.

Because they’re easier to have sex on without falling over?

All due respect to the serious question herein, but the joke I like to make in this situation is to say I’m trisexual: I’ll try anything!

So help me God I will beat you with a mop.

The awesomeness of that scene almost made me forget how annoyed I was that SpongeBob could suddenly drive because the plot demanded it.

“Waiter, change my order to the robotic back!”

Is there a mod that makes Fallout 4 half as good as New Vegas?

They were ahead of their time with a lot of their comedy. I quote this show on an almost daily basis. “Back to the water for you, Mr. Gills!” “I ain’t afraid of no rolly coaster!” “A lot of people think a lot of things about Hawaii.” “We’re earthLINGS, let’s blow up earth THINGS!”

Well there weren’t a lot of options but here you go:

I hate Disney, love Star Wars and Marvel. I wish they didn’t own those properties but they do, and I still enjoy those movies/shows.