Sounds like an old Excel easter egg

You have selected “regicide!”

Something, something, free market something

SOMEONE sure does and he’s not that bright 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣

When I was a kid I would mix my peas and mashed potatoes together then make a sandwich with that. REALLY fucking tasty

That’s where you say one thing but mean your mother

Tastes like shit though…

Tasty bugs

Great music definitely breaks up the monotony of a shower.

I second this. I have one that hangs on one of the shower curtain hooks, and I even got a little suction cup basket to set my phone in, in case I need to change songs or something. Works like a charm.

Not sure if you misread my comment, but I’m saying there’s at least one brand of pods that you can compost

There’s at least one company that makes compostable pods, I don’t remember the name, but my roommate used to get them all the time

I don’t mind the beeping, as long as the microwave shuts the fuck up when I open the door. The ones that keep beeping should be Office Spaced

Fried chicken pizza sounds like it might be pretty tasty

Twisted World of Marge Simpson. Fat Tony confronting Homer in the bathroom about the pretzel money

Love the Mafia fight at the end 🤣

Fuck no I’m not. Frozen is never as good as freshly baked. But going to red lobster for the biscuits is like buying an airline for free peanuts

They sell the mix for those in grocery stores. Just make your own at home

I get about halfway through season 9 when I start it over

LOVE that movie.

I did! Forgot about that one but you’re right it did, and I really enjoyed it too