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Couldn’t be me: I play as an orc paladin named Shrekhis Khan.

Doesn’t that only work if the teacher is transgender?

The best known species of Allosaurus is called Allosaurus Fragilis because so many fossils of them were found with injuries.

It’s not like “bug” is a scientific word or has a universally accepted definition. The narrowest (and possibly the original) definition is just hemiptera, an order of insects. It being more broadly synonymous with “insect”, is pretty common; so is the broader definition including all land arthropods. But an even broader definition including all land invertebrates isn’t unheard of.

This doesn’t work. Knowing which guard is a liar doesn’t tell you which door is the correct one (the actual answer has been given in this thread).

Either that anomalocaris is really small or that opabinia is huge!

You mean the Donald Duck cartoonist?

Sacrificing socialism in the former USSR was a necessary sacrifice to implement Pizza Hut.

That was “libertarian” or “libertaire”. “Liberal” was already a bourgeois ideology at the time of the 1789 French revolution. It was a more egalitarian idea than the pre-existing status quo, since it involved abolishing feudalism and noble privileges, but it also came with a defense to the right of property and free market. I think the difference between the USian use of the word and the use in most if the rest of the world is that Americans kept the quotation of novelty and progressism that were attached to the word at the time of it’s independence, rather than the specific type of economic policies it was associated to.

Poor? Try gambling.

As a European (French), I’m offendd. My country can do its own terrorism too ! See, we can bomb weddings in Mali just as well as Americans do in Afghanistan! And did you even see the violent repression in Kanaky last year ? We’re a terrorist state and I demand we be considered as such.

Ok, but remember there’s no evidence that Luigi Mangione killed anyone, the whole inquiry was rushed. The mysterious killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thomson should be referred to as “Robin Hoodie” or “the Claim Adjuster”.

An ichthyosaur, I believe.

In French it’s also called “pissenlit”, which can be translated the same way if split as " pisse en lit". But although I’d noticed this as a kid, I always thought of it as a joke and assumed the name couldn’t actually come from that…

Well, duh. That’s the whole reason it’s been using ship hulls as temporary shells like a hermit crab. It receded because at its current size it finds military submarines more appropriate. Beside, it enjoys the warmth from the nuclear reactor.

It’s not tho. Their FAQ page explicitly says they’re not chromium based (and they speak of both desktop and mobile) Wikipedia also says firefox mobile uses the Gecko engine, Chromium isn’t mentioned.

It’s a matter of scale, but gravity is often considered the weakest force. In quantum physics, it’s so weak it’s often impossible to measure.

Bodhi Linux. It had to be something that could run on a 32 bit laptop, because that’s what I used as a testing ground before committing to Linux.

Sphenodon? You are in this council, but we do not grant you the rank of lizard.