That is enticingly realistic yet cartoonish enough to make me want to buy a fuckable doll version of it.

I don’t say “bless you” when someone sneezes, because it’s an archaic tradition based on superstitious nonsense.

Run and remember why my knees are fucked, or don’t… Ask me again after trump fucks us all put of Medicare…

Did you know you can do both? Cheer the dick holes getting bombed by the dick holes? True story. Cheering dick holes is bad mmmkay.

Nope. What you got for limp dick? Can I try chewing on a hair or toenail cutting?

They mad at you. What you do?

Mmm, potash. Best when boofed.

White enough to post this though… 😎

2x2 or 3x2 (rXc) They seem to be genuinely enjoying the moment.

Really 2x2 though. Being held, and by him, in the moment would be transcendent.

Darth Fireball Candy cuz I want to lick but it will burn

No. Can you? How does OP know this about 1000 civilians? Don’t get me wrong. Fuck the Israeli government and it’s indiscriminate murder, but also fuck the lies. Speak truth.

1000 civilians had pagers sold to Hezbollah? Odd.

Is this EST, PDT, Australish? Need to plan my pooping.

hmmm

Complaining isn’t a right, it’s a privilege, which I will demonstrate now. Your comment made my eye twitch due to its asininity. Good day sir, madam, or theydom.

You skipped a few steps. First, throw the bottle out of the shower on to the floor so that you see it when you get out. Then, see the bottle on the floor when you get out and remember why it’s there. Now, place that bottle somewhere to remind yourself to buy more. Lastly, realize that you forgot to wash your junk because of that whole empty bottle situation while eating lunch and smelling funk.

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Being suicidal, or even depressed, sorta implies they are not thinking clearly or able to make good choices. Alternatively, maybe they just didn’t know of a better option?

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I see you.