What did Susan do to deserve that?

TechCrunch has that article tagged as “evergreens”, which I think is their code for “we can probably get away with reposting this later and pretending it’s brand new.”

Case in point, this article was published in 2023.

Me, too. I don’t know why. I assume TechCrunch deleted the 2003 article, but that shouldn’t impact a snapshot.

TechCrunch has that article tagged as “evergreens”, which I think is their code for “we can probably get away with reposting this later and pretending it’s brand new.”

Case in point, this article was published in 2023.

El Reg speculates about what GPUzilla really gets out of the deal

The subtitle does not give confidence that the author knows wtf they’re talking about.

Person: My great-grandfather was Korean.
The Asian Council: spends two minutes deliberating

Person: I’m 1/8th black.
The Black Council: instantly You’re black.

College Humor had it right. (Catbox alt)

I’m calling the knight. (Catbox alt)

But enough about that.

VOXI(?) | XCancel | Catbox

CEO: Yes, Mr. Jackson, I am the CEO! Please stop cursing.

Spanish investigators have confirmed that the Russian cargo vessel Ursa Major, which sank off the coast of Cartagena in December 2024, was carrying undeclared nuclear reactor components likely bound for North Korea.

According to La Verdad, the ship was part of Russia’s shadow fleet and took an unusual route from St. Petersburg to Vladivostok through the Mediterranean.

Though the ship’s manifest listed only empty containers and port equipment, aerial images revealed two large, undeclared containers at the stern. Authorities later identified them as housings for VM-4SG nuclear reactors.

What does a housing for a nuclear reactor look like?

it’s just a factory shutting down

They linked it because of the reason Volkswagen was selling the factory.

You either didn’t read the article (I get it, it’s paywalled) or you’re intentionally misrepresenting the link.

Either one makes your argument look bad.

There’s not really an article.

Turning Point OU tweeted screenshots of the assignment, the essay, and the professors’ responses.

I transcribed them in the OP under spoiler accordions, to make them easier to read and so you’re not blasted with the whole thing all at once.

I used to have narcissism, but then I helped myself out of it.

I did such an amazing job (the best job, in fact) that I don’t have it anymore.

They also got the student’s last name wrong for some reason.

Upcoming Free Mystery Games in Epic Games Holiday Sale 2025 (Leaked)

• Dec 24 – The Division 2
• Dec 25 – Alone in the Dark
• Dec 26 – Cities Skyline
• Dec 27 – Vampyr
• Dec 28 – Trombone Champ
• Dec 29 – Spells & Secrets
• Dec 30 – Outer Wilds
• Dec 31 – Dying Light 2 Stay Human: Reloaded Edition
• Jan 1 – Blasphemous
• Jan 2 – GRIME
• Jan 3 (Finale) – Batman: Arkham Collection

Might check out GRIME or Blasphemous.

The presentation at LPC 2025 by Meta engineers was in fact titled “How do we make a Steam Deck scheduler work on large servers.” At Meta they have explored SCX_LAVD as a “default” fleet scheduler for their servers that works for a range of hardware and use-cases for where they don’t need any specialized scheduler.

🤣

Would be hilarious if all the day laborers went to a competing hardware store and Home Depot saw their sales drop by 50%.

Honestly, posting all of this on Xitter looks like an own-goal by Turning Point, but you can tell they don’t see it that way.

Here’s the full text of her assignment, what she wrote, and what her professors said.

Add some bling and join the… Shadow Wizard Money Gang.