I want to feed a tree when I die (sour apples pls) and it’s better for the environment too. 100% agreed

Yes lol

Love this kawaii ass manga

Of all the vegans I have ever met, none of them have had that much muscle definition. Santa’s on roids yall

🎶Ra-ra-this one grandpa
Once got caught masturbating
And fucked a lo-ot and now he is dead🎶

Woah. High art/10. That solo ripped major dick

It is not often that I legitimately believe im reading an onion headline only to find it is explicitly not the onion. Oof.

Lolwut pear! Havent seen this guy in like a decade now. Reminds me of a time when the internet was…simpler.

Appreciated

Not a fujoshi, but kinda relate. Boys r icky

😏

Why haven’t i heard of this? Got links or a more specific phrase I can use to start searching?

What. The fuck.

I was either misinformed or misinterpreted what I was told. I appreciate the clarification!

Nahh. Premise got too many holes. We ain’t about that life.

I’d rather be a bird anyway.

Not just that, but he died in the same way as his father, Bruce Lee.

Never been to Lubbock, but I’ve heard from folks in east texas that job listings with “whites only” have been popping up online here and there. I’ll give ya one guess on when the brain-dead started feeling emboldened enough to bring that oldie back.

Still working with mortals is your problem. Why bother with apprentices at all when homunculi can do what they do without the small talk, the scheming, and all that pesky freewill?

Get thee a strong mare, the finest dung you can find (or perhaps muster, if you’re the type), the half-rotted flesh of a white cow’s calf, and, of course, a sample of your own “spiritus”. Surround your spiritus in the dung, the dung in the calf’s flesh, and the flesh within the mare. Allow it to gestate for 39 days. On that 39th day, remove the head of the mare and, once more, leave it all be for one more night. On that 40th day, welcome your new homunculi to life. Congratulations! Next, you carve your chosen name of power into its forehead before putting it to work (should be obvious, but you’d be surprised how often people forget this step).

And finally, be sure to feed it human blood no more or less than twice in a week. A drop will do. To reitterate; blood only. Not flesh. Blood only. Twice a week. Every week. Do not forget. We don’t want another false moonchild rippling through the black-glass-nexus again, now do we?

Jayzis! Give a gal a warning before you spill her fuckin guts out!

Very interesting. I’ll have to look more into this when I have the time. Thanks for sharing what you know!