I’d argue this is more c/orphancrushingmachine but okay…
jeansburger
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News@lemmy.world•Tesla’s phantom braking nightmare: lawsuits surge as drivers lose trust in Autopilot
36·8 months agoIf you’re wondering, I’d like to not be driving a Tesla. But it’s paid off, worth basically nothing in resale, and I got it as a CPO with free charging and autopilot for life. It costs Tesla money to keep it.
Honestly just put a bunch of anti-Elon bumper stickers on your car and keep it until the battery shits the bed, it will be worth more as scrap metal. It’s costing you nothing and actively costing Tesla something.
I get the stigma of having a Tesla, but some people did in fact buy it before Elon’s fascist tendencies were widely known. Its the people who buy one now after knowing how much more of a piece of shit he is that piss me off (like one of my neighbors who got a Tesla recently).
If you have a Cybertruck though, fuck you, I hope your $100k+ death trap bursts into flames after a slight pothole taking you with it. Your car is actively making the roads less safe and you knew who you were buying it from.
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News@lemmy.world•First Nations writer speaks out after being stripped of $15,000 State Library of Queensland award over Gaza tweet
12·9 months agoSo fun fact about that quote,
It wasn’t actually said by Voltaire, it was actually originally from a neo-nazi named Kevin Strom who pled guilty to possession of child pornography.
Snopes: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/massie-neo-nazi-voltaire/
If you want a deeper dive into this guy Molly Conger did one on her podcast Weird Little Guys. It’s the “Do We Really Need to Talk About Kevin?” Episode.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Severance asking the important questions
18·11 months agoYou know how all employers have talent pools? Think of those applicants as being in a barrel and you can scoop out a prospective applicant pretty easily. Regular companies do this no problem.
Now Deloitte, being more profit focused company looks at that and says “There’s obviously a better and cheaper way to do this, we’re Deloitte, we know how to save cost and deliver”
They have discovered that if you go all the way to the bottom of the barrel, almost no one can extract the useless hard fibrous bottom. Deloitte broke the mold here, they exclusively extract the bottom, each applicant making the talent pool slightly larger for regular companies. Chewing the fibers into a grotesque cud-like mass that is impervious to all possible methods of digestion known to corporate kind.
They have learned to extract and refine so much of the bottom that in 2021 they ran out! They hit the very floor the barrel was placed on. Deloitte not to out do themselves thought “Hey, we did so well with the whole useless bottom thing, our clients literally can’t get away. What if we tried to extract the literal floor itself? There’s no end to it, we can extract it endlessly, forever!”
This method of extraction, gave Deloitte an ace in the hole, there’s no possible way for another corporation to acquire talent in this manner! The quality of candidate here can’t be overstated, they literally are chunks of the literal bedrock of society that produce work that would make a Jr vibe coder’s AI segfault just by parsing it.
Deloitte has evolved into a parasite that sucks the life force from their clients and provides products that endlessly lose them money. Their crown jewel is literally having the worse possible employees that could provide a “working” implementation of what was requested by their client.
Source:
I’ve literally had to clean up Deloitte’s messes when their clients don’t understand why the provided software doesn’t work. I’ve seen literal grade schoolers who can write more competent applications.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Truly some geniuses in the Trump administration
7·11 months agoI’ll give you that. He’s an advanced level of stupid that I’m surprised he has any amount of influence at all…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Truly some geniuses in the Trump administration
55·11 months agoI don’t think there’s ever been smart ones… They constantly have to scapegoat someone lest the rabble finds out they’re just pilfering the country and everything is collapsing.
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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•71 percent of Trump voters oppose Medicaid cuts: PollEnglish
54·1 year agoIf they could read, they’d be very upset.
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Accidental Renaissance@lemmy.blahaj.zone•The Pensive HoundEnglish
3·1 year agoThere’s definitely at least one thought marble rolling around in there. His “no thoughts, just vibes” requires his tongue out.

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Accidental Renaissance@lemmy.blahaj.zone•The Pensive HoundEnglish
3·1 year agoChase is life, but who was really chasing who
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memes@lemmy.world•Uh... We can ... I mean, look. We're good at...
12·1 year agoWilliam Murderface
/s
Why did I read each of those in my head differently?
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News@lemmy.world•After backing Trump, low-income voters hope he doesn’t slash their benefits
73·1 year agoI hate how this is always on fucking point. These people don’t have empathy until it affects them in a personal way, then all of a sudden it’s “who let this happen?!”
It was you, you fucking dipshits, by not having the emotional intelligence to be able to think for one second in another person’s shoes or think out the end conclusion to a piece of rhetoric.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Something something case-insensitive file something...
1151·1 year agoInside git’s internal plumbing folder, git holds a file with the branch name and all of the references (files and changes) for that branch.
When you make a new branch git will update its internal plumbing checking to see if the new branch already exists, updates its references to the new branch if it doesn’t (all held internally in a case sensitive way). It will then make that new branch file, git has already checked that the case senitive name for the branch doesn’t exist internally, so it should be good to go.
Part of its process is creating that internal branch file… But wait!
Windows doesn’t have case sensitive naming so when it tries to make that new branch file it will overwrite the old one (since it shouldn’t exist by git’s own reference!) All of the files and references for it now get nuked.
Now you’re at best back to wherever that originally named branch came from, at worse your .git folder is properly borked.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Seagate launches 30/32TB capacity Exos M mechanical HDD (30/32TB capacity)English
3·1 year agoWay ahead of you… I have a Brocade ICX6650 waiting to be racked up once I’m not limited to just the single 15A circuit my rack runs off of currently 😅
Hopefully 40G interconnect between it and the main switch everything using now will be enough for the storage nodes and the storage network/VLAN.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Seagate launches 30/32TB capacity Exos M mechanical HDD (30/32TB capacity)English
401·1 year agoHome Petabyte Project here I come (in like 3-5 years 😅)
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The Onion@midwest.social•‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly HappensEnglish
133·1 year agoIt’s not, that’s the problem.





Unfortunately this is chump change to them, they’re trying to either get blood from a stone or hope that you’re so integrated with slack that you literally can’t switch and pony up the cash. You’d probably get to their rep’s manager at most, if they even have a rep at all.