Well… We’re all going to die of diptheria.

On the bright side, maybe eating lead paint chips as the power grid fails under the strain of an untracked hurricane while being shot down in the street by ICE will do us in first…

I had to read the headline three times before it made sense.

… It wasn’t worth it.

Digging it so far

Enshittification - Migration

appears to be a perpetual cycle. Stop giving Joe Rogan your $12 each month and your email provider announces it’s agenda to gargle MAGA balls… Now, all we need is an open source alternative to US healthcare…

Try it with an expletive, for focus:

F*ck all y’all.

all y’all is about as Texan as it gets. Other then “getch” and “Fixin’”

The Devil’s Eyebrow…

Should knock Epstein out of the news cycle for at least a day or two.

And the whole of our civilization slides further towards the Doom…

Much would be solved if we were to eat one of them. I mean, it works for the chimpanzees…

The building in the thumbnail is the Zuul building from Ghostbusters

… Just saying

Well, ideally we could implement some sort of requirements for procreation.

Unfortunately any such restrictions quickly becomes eugenics. It seems like we could find a little space between some racial purity bullshit and “Dem doctors up in that hospital are killin’ lil Cooter Jr with all dem fucking needles, injectin’ him full of the 5g microchips and the autism!”

But, if you just dial the resolution back: it’s not their kids - their stupid is killing the whole species as well as the biosphere. Ergo, nature is healing…

Dying from the end result of a superstitious, anti-science, anti-intellectual outlook…

Nature is healing?

Warned… yes.

You know early 80s punk sounded the alarm, what was it, 40 years ago…

A supposition made when rifle barreling was the pack of military technology, the solar system had only six planets and when people wrote with feathers…

Fucking update that shit ever so often. Jesus.

I liked the subversion of the tough cop who lives in filth trope where he offers his new partner a glass of wine.

Cows didn’t let us ride them, and look what we did to them… Look what we did to them!!!

The police exist to protect the wealth and assets of property owners, not to serve the public trust.

Besides, the police in Portland are especially bad when it comes to anything, well, anything other than cracking down on non-violent protesters.

I always held that the creation of the entire DHS was a slight overreaction to like 20 guys armed with box cutters…

Sadly, oue focus is such that we as a culture are incapable of maintaining attention past a few news cycles. Why the distract/delay tactic they are employing is so effective.

Of the two Johns,

We can either focus our attention/outrage on the current POTUS who is doing everything in his considerable power to destroy the rule of law and our ability to hold the others accountable

Or

A guy who was last relevant when we frosted our tips, used 56K dial-up, and when the movie Office Space was having its initial theatrical run.

Bill Gates is fucking irrelevant

We are being fed an edited/redacted/delayed version of the MILLIONS of documents that provide enough red meat and celebrity sacrifice to distract us.

And we are falling for it…

2.0?

Somehow I always just assumed they would name it the Dos Equis virus…

It’s strangely tasty.

Tried it when I first heard about this and somehow the crunch and the butter work really well with the untoasted bread.