BOOYAH!

I’ve found no evidence supporting these claims, so I can’t believe you.

I was about to post that when I saw the picture! Makes you feel bad for the murderous sea monster </3

If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?

I think Patches could help me achieve some of my goals.

Purrito*

Or that one “System of a Down” Zelda song

I once saw this image/story being narrated by an over the top German guy, in some Facebook or tik tok or insta video, and found it hilarious, then I tried to find the damn video again for hours with no success, so now it just makes me sad. NoOOo Paunlinchen!

To quote the documentary Hotel Transylvania: “Yeah, well, who wouldn’t that kill?”

Can’t afford the kids or the printers?

Is getting hit by a truck really the end? Or just the beginning?

Isekai genre: Allow me to introduce myself.

I’ve been mostly too lazy to look into how to use passkeys. If my normal flow is using 1password for 2fa (on mobile and on the computer), is there a way I can still use that with passkeys? It says they’re supported but I’m not sure how that’d work, because aren’t they device specific?

I just don’t want me losing access to my phone for whatever reason mean that I lose access to my accounts.

Not to worry. An extra orphan crushing machine can be provisioned now to deal with the backlog.

How’d you sell the same phone 4 times? Did you tie a string to it and pulled it back after the transaction was done??

Hide yo guns, that turtle has opposible thumbs