everything is poo

the poo of stars

If inhaling is eating, then exhaling is pooping

And if we exhale CO2, then soda technically has poop bubbles in it

Yeah they have tiny holes called spiracles in their abdomens, which are each connected to multiple branches of trachea that go directly into their tissue

Man balls because I am a cis man who is not trans and therefore doesn’t have lady balls

Preach bro preach

If a woman gave me flowers I’d be over the moon

Aow awahoo, a-dunn

Killing is the morally correct thing to do in acts of self defense

Billionaires, just by hoarding the wealth that they have and using it to run this system, are an everyday threat to the lives of the most vulnerable people in society

They are above the law. Nothing will happen to them if I don’t do something. That’s who I would go for without hesitation

None of that ego bullshit, no Kira nonsense. Just do what has to be done in whatever accidental or coincidental method

Start with the main perpetrators of course and criminalize underpaying

Thought it said pianos and was very confused

I think the term puppet is used here to highlight the very clandestine nature of who exactly is behind the puppets that make up the Democratic party, i.e. Israel and the corporations that use the military-industrial complex to keep it going

You could look at context instead of being condescending

The trick is simple: just don’t buy smart cars

Heaven, you mean that gated community where I’d have insufferable neighbors like you? No thanks, sign me up for reincarnation

Like any food, it depends on if it was frozen/boxed or actually cooked. If that mac is homemade then kudos to the cook

Yeah, one of the things that I WILL say there’s an art to… is trying to get Genmoji to generate emojis of copyrighted things without triggering its programming. All creativity goes into basically doing everything you can to walk around the obvious

And what level of reading and writing is required?

How can you have infinite time to do something and never, ever do it?

There’s no such thing as a perfectly zero percent chance of anything. Roll enough times, roll 52! times or Googolplex times and you’ll see the most crazy shit happen

Idk, either of us. I was just going off vibes

You either die a flamewar or live long enough to see yourself become the friends

Something something yellow name [MERCY] [SPARE]

You talking about the inevitable heat death of the universe?

Yeah there’s a 100% chance that it won’t stay like that. Just a matter of time until whatever caused the atoms and energies to become clumpy and imperfect is going to do it again in some big or small way. There’s no beginning and end to the universe, which means that it has existed for an infinite amount of time, which also means that heat deaths have happened before

Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Everything has already happened and will always happen, over and over again in incomprehensible stretches of time that the human brain is not capable of quantifying

One day you will be a green pigeon with legs made of beans, who is the president of basketball planet. Everything has happened before and will happen again, just like anything ever

I heard you the first time, goosey boy