I’m so fortunate that my wife and I lost our faith at more or less the same rate. Shit would have gotten messy otherwise

The yarmulke is a religious symbol, not an ethnic one. And since Mr Crustacean is wearing it on a date, and not just to temple, he is an orthodox jew. I should have said “atheist orthodox jews”, but I was concerned that the commenter wasn’t well educated enough to know what that meant.

But still listening to what the other person is saying, right? Right?

There’s absolutely nothing libertarian about being an R

Shrimp man is clearly wearing a yarmulke. Must be one of those atheist jews we’ve been hearing so much about.

First of all, use appropriate tools for the job, not your toes

With good enough pastries, you don’t need health care

That doesn’t really clear anything up! What does this crab rave video have to do with Limbaugh??

Tax evasion isn’t a real crime

Crab… Rave?

Snikt

Bro I thought it said Mitsubishi was buying Texas, at first

Why do you think it isn’t a good prank?

Is it Captain Trips finally?

If he’s a pascal’s wager guy, I hope he died in battle just in case the Norse are correct. And his deeds in life kept his heart lighter than a feather, in case the Egyptians got it right. Etc.

Penis bone, or baculum

Who, me?

That is technically correct, but immaterial from a practical standpoint. The party affiliation is per calendar year - when you vote in one party’s primary you are “registered” as that party for a year, so you can’t vote in the other parties’ primaries. So the primaries are nominally open unlike states with party affiliation on the registration, but practically there’s no difference from closed primaries.

When I lived in Texas I registered as a Republican so I could vote in the primary.

Stay strapped or get clapped?