There was a YT documentary about the difference between Japan and the US. Basically it boiled down to kids in Japan actually being taught how to deal with food in a healthy manner.

But Michelle Obama tried something similar in the US and people lost their fucking MINDS. Healthy food is communism!

Oppo killed and ate OP a long time ago. They’ve just been wearing their skin like a suit up to this point, but their true nature is obvious at this point.

You don’t even need to do that much, if you promise Donnie some of the “revenue”.

Which is why they’re very carefully avoiding Texas, I suspect.

Trump previously: “Take the guns first, go through due process second.” (actual quote)

Trump today: “Take the homes first, go through due process second.”

It’s not so much a kill switch as the F-35 being a hangar queen, needing a steady and constant supply of parts and software updates. That itself is a good reason to reconsider the purchase, though.

The one who commented on Trump’s lack of moral compass, yes.

Well, the cancer died, too. So technically it was a tie.

Yeah, it could be that his final, worthwhile contribution to humanity was to be a line on a spreadsheet.

Clay Bennett makes good toons. Even the art itself is decent.

He’s had weird problems since the 90s… focal dystonia, spasmodic dysphonia, that kind of thing. I’m suspecting that those things were symptoms of more subtle neurological problems. It sounds like he’s always been a jackass, but brain damage does often correlate with swings towards conspiracy and “reactionary conservative” leanings.

Well, in Timmy’s defence, being against CSAM really does appear to target one specific political party at the moment…

“It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.”

Some countries would have literally had her shot for that kind of thing.

Granted, that’s a really short sentence…

Peace of the grave, maybe…

That’ll depend on their donations to the “presidential library”…

As always with Trump, every accusation is also a confession.

“Non-Americans aren’t people” is probably the unspoken answer to that. Of course, there’s a large swath of Americans they don’t consider people either.

“As a result of Trump’s tariffs”? Fuck no. As a result of Trump’s threats. He told Canadians their country wasn’t real and that he was going to take it away from them. Him and his followers implied that they’d kill as many Canadians as needed to do so, because nobody gives up their nation without a fight.

You don’t buy fucking booze from people like that.

In this corner, we have The Ruling Party, armed with a Predator drone carrying laser-guided Hellfire missiles targeted from three miles away using IR imaging! And in the opposite corner, we have Jim Jimmy-Bob Roberts, with his daddy’s AR-15, loaded for bear with, yes, three full magazines!

I tell you Sam, I’ve got a good feeling about Jimmy’s chances tonight, he’s definitely got pluck. But before we start the fight, a word from our sponsors…