Very good writeup! Beyond the face value that, yes, we are told on screen that Newsome is actually playing a 1000+ years old Dax, you made it make sense 🙂
Since we’re in the DS9 lore here, I need to address your suggestion that
the reason most symbionts choose to not live to 800 years is that they get bored
Would you say that perhaps the Trills who expand their life spans beyond 800 are teaching their cells new mitochondrial tricks? Please, don’t let this leak to the soulless minions of orthodoxy that try to suppress the truth 🤣

















These are shows that historically have taken a couple of seasons to grow their beard, and you’re judging them on (parts of) their pilots? Maybe you’re just not as much into Star Trek as you think.