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I searched for my middle name (name that I go by) and it was already taken but surprisingly my first name was still available on Piefed ¯_(ツ)_/¯

You’re doing the lord’s work 🙏

Right!? he was literally referring to this as an “enormous robot army” a couple weeks ago.

Feeling pretty 7 today

A literal demon and she’s still so disgusted by her husband she won’t let him kiss her on the mouth

It’s wild how the narrative can go from saying we’re only broke because of avocado toast and Starbucks and without skipping a beat blame us for declining sales at a fast food chain like it’s some kind of crisis

Its a classic

We’ve come a long way from GNOME Mahjongg and SuperTux.

Vanity fair sends a free tote bag with new subscriptions lol I have no use for it. But now I might.

Nice, I can finally put that free tote bag I got with a magazine subscription to use.

I’ve got a small handful of random wallpapers I’ve collected over the years, but I’m really picky and almost always end up going with the stock wallpapers. I’m on Debian 13 and I’ve been using this one since Debian 11.

Omg I love both of those shows! Didn’t realize Wonder Showzen was made by the same guy as Xavier.

Definitely Xavier: Renegade Angel. Everyone I’ve tried to show it to irl thinks it’s the dumbest fucking show lol

Zaaaamn 👀

Same! I have Wikipedia pinned as the first search result on Kagi if there’s an entry

They absolutely ruined the Sound of Silence for me

Lmao I wake up in a fucking rage any time I let it get that far

Ah marbled rock roast 😌

For the first alarm, I use the default iPhone setting. For the second emergency alarm, I use Entombment of a Machine by Job For A Cowboy. I already wore that song out the better part of 20 years ago and it’s guaranteed to wake you up every time

god’s plan for the apocalypse maybe lol