I consider sprinkles the herpes of pastry, but even if the other 5 cakes weren’t disgusting, I’d still take the cheesecake.

And don’t get me started on fondant.

Is almost everyone like this and we just didn’t know? Or is our political class just dominated by people like this?

I’ve heard this as two priests.

But imagine the hangover he’ll have tomorrow morning.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/IgKH0db99HAAAAAC/amy-poehler-leslie-knope.gif This wasn’t really worth decoding.

Burn it all down. A country that re-elected Donald Trump is not worth saving. Every square foot of it. Burn.

Meh. On second thought, deport all the whites to random countries — they can be held El Salvador while the destinations are preparing to accept them — and give it back to the native people. Much better.

between zero and one.

between one and zero

What does a “spiritual advisor” to President Trump do?

Iran.

The voting block appeased by this particular initiative would be Christian conservatives. The real ghouls need to be named.

Wish more creators would move to Nebula. I joined on Grady from Practical Engineering’s recommendation. His stuff is great.

I haven’t quite figured out how to use PeerTube yet.

She didn’t write it. Why would she dedicate the time and effort to read it?

So far I’ve got Special K Flake, but it needs something.

He needs to be impeached.

Was this a joke? He has already been impeached.

I’m sure your mailbox is full of lovable, violent Mott The Hoople droogs by now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-IEMlJyak

“Birb wanna H5N1 inoculation”

You’re out of touch with billionaire culture if you think Elon is the only one who thinks this way.

The Bimpson surname is a patronymic, created from the Medieval given name Benne, which comes from the Latin word “benedictus,” which means “blessed.”

Too much of a good thing.

Thanks. I was stuck on The McLaughlin Group’s McLaughlin.

Usually, campaigns won’t go Full McLaughlin; they’ll want to publish something within the range of credibility.

What is “Full McLaughlin”?