Wand of Premature Eruption: Launches a fireball that detonates immediately

Not on this list but I’ve heard that Azire is similar to Mullvad but with port forwarding. Supposedly they lack some other features, though.

Curly failed to meet the quota

critical support for grok discovering the Hitler particle

Hey now, if you’re not born the strongest you could always steal the DNA of the strongest guy and do evil scientist stuff with it. Because talent is in the DNA :Orochimaru: :calipers: :Hashirama:

We’ve all heard the story of the falling apple, but did you know Newton figured out light while trying to make an album cover?

For every of these crimes that the US allows Japanese courts to prosecute, I wonder how many there are that they don’t.

Missed opportunity to name it “Flying Amanita”

The action man toy who has physically merged with my brain says you’ll never get him

If you really got nothing to hide then why do you close the door when you use the public toilet?

No.

“Cancer, and Wolf” is that a gangster duo or something?

Thanks

Archive sent me into some kind of endless captcha verification. Gave up after selecting a dozen or so motorcycles and traffic lights for it

His superpower is money and he’s using it to cosplay when he could be improving peoples lives tangibly, especially if he has control over Wayne Enterprises

Which is why you need to keep your Hippo INDOORS

“All according to toshi keikaku”

TL note: toshi keikaku means urban planning

Length isn’t everything you know. Unlike me, a humpback could hardly take a bus to the town square to release their mating call from the most efficient location

While you were out chasing booty, I studied the bootloader. While you were partying, I mastered the fstab