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Cake day: March 9th, 2024

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  • Well…long story short, Jeri was married to Jack Ryan. Jack decided to run for the Senate in Illinois. But it turns out, Jack was just a wee bit of a dick and tried to force Jerri into shit she didn’t want to do, so they ended up divorcing. This story then came to light after Jack was in the race. He ended up having to drop out of the race, leaving the Illinois Republican Party scrambling for a last-minute replacement for the now-departed Ryan.

    They ended up going with Alan Keyes, of all people, but that would be fine, right? He was just going up against some young constitutional law school professor named… Barack Obama?




  • You looking for a full recipe? This has been my go-to for years - and I’ve even got my died-in-the-wool meat eater of a father to love this.

    INGREDIENTS: 2 pasilla chiles (dried whole) 4 arbol chiles (dried whole) 4 chipotle chiles (dried whole) 3 guajillo chiles (dried whole) 3 ancho chiles (dried whole) 2 dried porcini mushrooms 3 poblano peppers 3 jalapeno peppers 2 large onions, roughly chopped Olive oil 4 - 6 cloves garlic 2 - 3 Tbsp tomato paste 3 tsp cumin Ground coriander Dried oregano 1 can cannellini beans 1 can kidney beans 1 can pinto beans 14oz can diced tomatoes 14oz can fire-roasted diced tomatoes 1 tsp liquid aminos 2 Tbsp nutritional yeast 6 cups vegetable stock 1 package crumbled veggie meat Sour cream and sliced jalapenos, for garnish

    INSTRUCTIONS:

    1. Remove the stems and seeds from all dried chiles. Tear each chile into small pieces.
    2. Dry roast the chiles by placing them in a large stainless steel skillet with no oil. Toast over medium-high heat for 3-5 minutes, until they are fragrant but not smoking.
    3. Lower the heat and rehydrate the chiles by covering them with water – just enough water to cover them.
    4. Bring to a simmer and cover. Then turn off the heat and let steep for 10 minutes.
    5. Add the chiles and their soaking liquid to a high-powered blender. Also add a few dried porcini mushrooms. Blend on high speed for about one minute, until nice and smooth. This makes your amazing chili paste base.
    6. Fire roast your poblanos by placing them directly over a flame. The goal is to completely char the skin of the peppers, so keep turning them until every side is sufficiently blackened.
    7. Remove peppers from the heat and wrap in aluminum foil. Let them sit for at least 10 minutes.
    8. Prepare the jalapenos by cutting them in half and removing the seeds and ribs. Then finely dice them. Set aside.
    9. Remove the charred skin from the steamed poblano peppers with paper towels. Then, chop the peppers into bite-sized pieces.
    10. Heat olive oil in a dutch oven over medium-high heat. Add roughly chopped onions and cook until softened.
    11. Add crushed garlic and cook until fragrant, about one minute.
    12. Next, add chopped jalapeno and poblano peppers along with 2-3 tablespoons of tomato paste. Stir to combine for a few minutes.
    13. Add the spices: cumin, ground coriander, and dried oregano.
    14. Next, add all of the beans and diced tomatoes.
    15. Add 6 cups of homemade vegetable stock, or enough to make the chili a little waterier than you’d like it to be.
    16. Add 1-1 ½ cups of homemade chili paste. Stir to combine. Let simmer for 45-60 minutes.
    17. Add crumbled fake meat product; stir to combine, reduce heat to low, and cook for 10 more minutes.
    18. Add the final umami boosters: liquid aminos and nutritional yeast. Stir to combine.
    19. Serve with your favorite garnishes like sour cream and sliced jalapenos.

  • The “moderate swing voter” that the DNC leadership and the billionaire-owned media pretend to be the end-all be-all for Democrats has been a critically endangered species for decades while the politically disenfranchised Left takes up at least a third of eligible voters nationwide and even more in states with strong union traditions like Minnesota.

    I agree that the swing voter demo is largely a myth of the ruling class, but there are a fair amount of moderate voters, but they mainly identify with one of the two major parties.

    You sure about that? Because people like Omar, Walz, Franken, and Norm Coleman all seem (with the exception of parts of Walz’ platform) to be MUCH more progressive than the majority of Democrats from Neoliberal bastions like New York, California, and Chicago.

    Franken only won by like 300ish votes, IIRC, during the recount. Coleman became a Republican, so yes, he was definitely more moderate. Or at least more willing to forfeit his principals for continued power. And the last time he ran as a Dem was 1996. Omar is very progressive, not even a question. But she represents one of the bluest portions of an already blue state. Even our first-ring districts are closer to purple - the 2nd district is only D+3; the 3rd is propped up by Bloomington, else it would be more competitive.

    And yes, the Farm Labor part has been shrinking. Outstate areas haven’t necessarily become more conservative, but the aforementioned Fox-ification has turned a lot of rural voters against those who would better represent and promote their needs. Propaganda is a hell of a drug - and de-propagandizing them will take a long time, unfortunately. We definitely have our work cut out for ourselves.

    Yet Omar won her election by a HUGE margin last time, Klobuchar much less so. Partially BECAUSE of her national profile as a darling of the Left.

    Yes, this is true. Her increased exposure, especially after the formation of the Squad, has propelled her higher than would reasonably be expected otherwise. Our next most progressive Representative is likely unknown to most people that aren’t political nerds or live in her district, even though they’ve voted in tandem for much of their time in the House.


  • Nah man, I hear ya. Ratchet effect and the Overton Window are a real thing. And it’s been extremely damaging to the working class here in the States.

    And yeah, we really need to get our farm league (so to speak) ramped up, and quick. The Rs are shit, but they understood that to take control of the system, you need people at all levels, working towards your goals. Us on the left seem to forget that it, it seems. We focus so much on the higher-profile races and don’t put forward enough city council, school board, state House races, etc., which is where a lot of the stuff that affects people in their every day lives is decided - tax rates/breaks, incentives, school funding, and the like.


  • Fun fact: there’s not a lot of those available for House raises, so that’s a worthless datapoint wrt comparing her and Omar.

    Vote percentage comparisons are valid between local and statewide races.

    More reliably than Omar has been getting votes from people who would never vote for a zionist? Or that would never vote for someone who approves ICE funding? I highly doubt it.

    That’s your prerogative, but unfortunately, I don’t believe there’s more of us on the left than there are centrist/moderate/whatever voters that aren’t turned off by those positions. MN is a blue state, but it’s a very Midwest-style of democrat. The Farm-Labor part of the coalition has been shrinking in the past 20 years or so, as races have become more nationalized even on the local level.


  • Believe me, I know MN is activated now. I’m not that far away from the shitstorm in Minneapolis.

    Also, stating data is not “repeating media talking points”. I’d love for a progressive to be able to win a state-wide race. The current problem is that none have shown much (or any) interest in throwing their hat into the Governor’s race currently.

    Additionally, there’s no real “suppressed voting block” in MN; we have some of the highest voter turnout/engagement in the nation - a fact we’re very proud of and something we work at to keep it as high as it is.

    The current Governor’s race has less than 10 months to go, so we’ll need someone already engaged in politics - even at the local level would hopefully be good enough, but it would be a tough slog. The main sticking issue for the general will be name recognition; we have good voter engagement (as mentioned previously).

    It definitely helps that the likely Republican opposition will be lead by the batshit crazy Mike Lindell, so that would lower the potential issues a lesser-known candidate would face - everyone’s already made up their mind on him.