Omg, wtf is up with Link’s arse? Is that some ‘improved’ horse saddle invented by Mr. Garrison from South Park or what is that shit?
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dantel@programming.devto
Programming@programming.dev•Why Oracle APEX Is Still One of the Most Underrated Tools for Enterprise Apps
13·1 month agoI hate to admit it, but I do work with Oracle Apex quite a bit. 15 years of experience to be precise. I’ve created several big applications with it which are running in production right now.
And still, if I had the choice I’d avoid it like the plague. This is 100% vendor lock in with very little benefit.
The only reason I’m using it is because it was already in use when I came into the picture and there was some know how in the team already. But guess what, those people left and now I’m the only one who really knows what’s going on and has meaningful knowledge and experience in PLSQL, which you absolutely need if you want to create anything non trivial with Apex.
And of course finding people who actually know PLSQL at the level required to maintain those systems is very’hard. Who is going to learn an archaic procedural language which will only ever work within an Oracle database? Nobody within their right mind.
We tried introducing several rookies into this - all of them run away.
Another big reason to avoid it is that if you ever have the need to do something which is outside of what the generator accounts for, you will be fighting the framework constantly to still make it work and pray to the gods that no Apex update will break whatever you had to hack in.
There is really no reason any sane company should introduce this. It is not cheap. It is not easy outside of trivial things. The vendor lock in is huge.
Avoid!
dantel@programming.devto
Ask Science@lemmy.world•Even if you made time travel possible, is it practical?English
2·1 month agoDude, you need to go and watch Back to the Future again. There are ways to make easy money using time travel - without understanding how complicated technology works, going back in time and trying to replicate it without proper infrastructure.
dantel@programming.devto
News@lemmy.world•Americans struggle as Iran war puts strain on everyday costs: ‘I’m worried we won’t make it through’
33·1 month agoYeah, that’s one of the perplexing things going on with right wing nationalists in basically all countries. You’d think they’d be all in into generating our fucking own energy and using it ourselves instead of sending money over to mostly the Middle East. But no, they’re all into fossil fuels - even in countries which have absolutely no such resources and need to import everything 100%.
But that’s the thing with such people, thinking is not their strong suit.
dantel@programming.devto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There is something satisfying in people around the world making fun of Trump
14·1 month agoMaybe, but the FIFA peace prize might be out of reach forever then. I’m not sure they’re willing to risk that.
I hate it to break it to you, but buddy, you are the neighbours that are crazy unstable. Your people shoot each other in the face constantly.
And Trump absolutely does have access to missiles he very well might be pointing at your ass at some point.
It’s hilarious that there are people from the US who would think that you’re serious.
Just recently I followed a discussion where multiple Americans thought ‘we are the champions’ is an American song and obviously about America.
dantel@programming.devto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump mulls 'winding down' war and leaving Strait of Hormuz crisis to 'other nations'English
2·1 month ago“Biden shat in my bed…” Fixed it for you.
dantel@programming.devto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump mulls 'winding down' war and leaving Strait of Hormuz crisis to 'other nations'English
34·1 month agoLook at that, Trump is about to end another war. That’s another FIFA peace prize right there.
I like how this also implies those people’s kids all end up in hell…
dantel@programming.devto
Sysadmin@lemmy.world•My enthusiasm for tech is basically gone.
112·2 months agoAsk chatgpt what the best way to go about it would be. I’m sure it’ll save you a ton of time!
dantel@programming.devto
Steam Hardware@sopuli.xyz•[Discussion] What are you playing on your Deck? - March 2026
6·2 months agoGothic 3 with community patches right now. Works great and looks great on the OLED. A blast.
dantel@programming.devto
science@lemmy.world•New research shows high temperatures affect sex ratios at birthEnglish
243·2 months agoOh, okay. But wait a second, there’s something on the back as well. So…hmm… apparently there are parents who don’t like it very much when their unborn baby fucking dies.
Huh.
But yeah, when what you want is everyone to be miserable and fucking die, then yes, you’re right that in that particular case sex doesn’t matter.
But remember that’s just you and not everyone is nuts.
dantel@programming.devto
science@lemmy.world•New research shows high temperatures affect sex ratios at birthEnglish
543·2 months agoWait a sec, let me check my notes… because… ah, yeah, because humanity apparently goes extinct when all males die off. Oh. That’s a bummer.
Lol, you’re funny. Nobody is calling anybody a nazi here. Only people outing themselves.
Let me spell it out for you again: being called a nazi is not some common experience people make. In general, people don’t feel like this is some huge problem that needs a broad discussion.
And of course I’m sure as fuck not engaging in your straw man discussions, haha. ‘Uhhh, don’t call people something they’re not, uhhh’. We’re not kindergarten children.
It’s funny to see you desperately trying to justify why the fuck you are so triggered by this to such an extent.
Lol. No it doesn’t.
Here is what it literally says:
- Post ‘fuck nazis’.
- Watch for the ‘don’t call people you disagree with nazis!’ comments.
- You found the nazis.
Nowhere does it tell you to call out people. The second point tells you to watch for specific kind of comments. That’s 100% passive.
You know, exactly those kind of comments you provided.
Haha, you still don’t get it.
So let me explain it to you, real slow and simple.
The meme instructs you to post ‘fuck nazis’ and wait for reactions. There is no engaging besides that one statement. No other context. No discussion. Just this two words.
There is absolutely no reason to react to ‘fuck nazis’ with some deep philosophical discussion on how it might be problematic to call people nazis.
This might sound wild to you, so believe it or not, but next to nobody on the planet is being called a nazi. That’s not an experience the average person makes.
So it’s very telling when you actually are triggered. You are forcing a discussion on us nobody asked for.
It’s so painfully obvious.
It’s so funny how you’re using so many words, going out of your way spreading what you think is some ultra deep next level wisdom - just to somehow justify why it’s ok to be triggered by ‘fuck nazis’.
Just so you know, a normal person see this, shrugs and is already on their way to the next thing on their mind. You don’t have to have a political agenda to not be triggered by this.
You’re so simple minded that you don’t notice how you’re hooked by this primitive mind trick.
And that you want to sound like some intellectual on top of that is just so hilarious.




Thank you, exactly what I was gonna say. How many teams have elite security experts? That number is not 0 but very close. That is fantastic news and I’m 100% going to use that tool when it comes out. It being less almighty actually makes it easier to release and actually helps improving security in practice, as otherwise it might have been heavily restricted or not open to the public at all.