No, Jamie would have put the teaspoon of oil aside and poured the rest of the bottle in. Then used the remaining teaspoon as a serving garnish.
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Imagine going to shake hands with someone and they drag their hand through their moist armpit first. Would you want to shake that hand?
No?
Then why would you want to shake their hand if it’s been in their sweaty junk pile? Backspatter of piss aside.
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cats@lemmy.world•Do any of you actually call your cats by their names?English
6·2 months agoMonty is “the boy”, “little man”, or “mun bruv”.
Okie is “little miss”.
Hellboy enters the chat
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Both the original Star Wars trilogy and the prequel trilogy end with the fire roasted Anakin.English
2·2 months agoDo not waaaaaaaaant!
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Both the original Star Wars trilogy and the prequel trilogy end with the fire roasted Anakin.English
2·2 months agodeleted by creator
I see no danger noodles (aka nope ropes).
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memes@lemmy.world•A language like a set of building blocks.English
6·3 months agoWhere you park on the driveway and drive on the parkway.
Fly? Yes.
Land? No.
The only woman who did go back.
One of the few world maps with New Zealand on it.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"Now pendejo, shall we shee what short of shwordsman you've become?"English
1·6 months agoMy cut hash improved your voish!
Of course, everyone is assuming it’s the cat that’s named Allie…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Anyone know why this weird CD won't fit in my CD drive?English
3·6 months agoThat’s a drinks coaster.
Well, there was an appearance in that one episode of Red Dwarf…but it was the object of desire for the creature descended from the ship’s cat, so…
The first rule of
fight clubproject mayhem is…
How to reassemble your intrinsic field: Part 1







Animal. Zero fucks given.