15 pct is what I do now on average. No tip for takeout.
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Did you not get the memo? Also, Miami will be renamed to St. Leningrad soon.
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News@lemmy.world•Elon Musk takes to X to beg retired air traffic controllers to return to work: ‘There is a shortage’
77·1 year agoThis is so easy to fix. Just ask the remaining ATCs to put in 30 more hours per week. If there is a safety law which needs to be amended to make this happen, just amend it. Remove all the rules and safeguards. We should do it like the Tesla factories.
Look. More air accidents will happen. People should be ready to sacrifice themselves. It’s that easy.
So easy to fix.
PS: /s for some of you who may need it…
Huge. Oh… Did u guys see the capybara?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?
1·2 years agoDante’s Inferno: Beatrice A XXX Parody
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News@lemmy.world•Rudy Giuliani struggles to find an accountant: ‘nobody seems interested’
15·2 years agoHahaha… So sad…
Hahaha…
Hahaha…
Hahaha…
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Android@lemdro.id•Motorola releases new 5G mid-range smartphone with 125 W charging and 144 Hz OLED displayEnglish
211·2 years agoYou mean “Lenovo releases new 5G mid-range smartphone with 125 W charging and 144 Hz OLED display under the Motorola brand”?
Good landing.
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News@lemmy.world•Jury convicts first rioter to enter Capitol building during Jan. 6 attack
26·2 years ago“His belief was wrong, but it was sincere,”
Haha. I love his attorney. I will use the same excuse when I stab my neighbor in the eye.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the longest line you've ever waited in?
141·2 years agoRetirement. Queued up for 32 years and still unable to get to it.
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Technology@lemmy.world•BitLocker encryption broken in less than 43 seconds with sub-$10 Raspberry Pi Pico — key can be sniffed when using an external TPMEnglish
10·2 years agoWhat about the salmon and the halibut? :-D
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Technology@lemmy.world•BitLocker encryption broken in less than 43 seconds with sub-$10 Raspberry Pi Pico — key can be sniffed when using an external TPMEnglish
28·2 years agoQuestion: if I have an bitlocker encrypted SSD in a modern computer with embedded TPM, can I move this SSD to an old computer with external TPM to sniff the cod this way? Be gentle. I am dumb. Thanks.
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Technology@lemmy.ml•Cringe: Five Unexpected Uses for Old Computer Cases
16·2 years agoPortable BBQ. Burn your damn charcoal in your PC and smell the paint fume. Sounds like BBQ before ER.
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politics @lemmy.world•Legal experts: Trump lawyer’s “embarrassing” performance “making the jury dislike her intensely”
1·2 years agoTotally imagine this happening in the courtroom. https://youtu.be/gYzfTHO9tkY?si=4ePcDXWSah5mH-6D
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Android@lemmy.world•Big Galaxy S24 leak reveals Samsung's strategy against Google's Pixel phoneEnglish
5·2 years agoYou spelt TV wrong.
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Android@lemmy.world•Big Galaxy S24 leak reveals Samsung's strategy against Google's Pixel phoneEnglish
7·2 years agoYou had a Samsung which runs Tizen? No wonder it sucks.
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Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•A Russian "Kinzhal" missile fell into the river during the attack on Kyiv
2·2 years agoI, the Chairman bless you. You, your family and friends will be safe…
Are u typing this comment in your Firefox browser running in Arch? If not, you should…





“I REALLY don’t want sam’s ung on my phone.”
Maybe buy an iPhone???