Heroiam Slava! 🇺🇦

For sure,

If you’ve ever seen the classic film starring “Tomathy Hank”: ‘The Money Pits’ a scene in that movie is several times man who say “Two week” which is basically the Russian way of saying Drmpvf became Krasnov because he probably >!fucked!< things you don’t want to know about and was blackmailed by vladdy.

I digress, it’s definitely more.

Long story short;

There’s a ton of things people can do with heads: I prefer when people use them for good, like when you have them and use them while they are still attached for kindness or generosity, teaching or creating. Good stuff, ya know.

I have heard stories about people doing the opposite of these things and getting wreckt for it. Like, worse than guillotines. One dude was beheaded and had his head stuffed up his butt and draggedth around the streets (or so the legend goes). But these are things that should be avoided. Imagine if the bad guys were like the fictional characters (such as Scrooge) and started throwing frozen Turkey out the windows at childrens or whatever.

…that would be cool.

Long story short, that’s 180,000 people who got sent to war as fodder, with the promise of reprise.

Most of them died as meat bags, but some came back to Ruzzian society. Even the terrible ones. Especially the mean ones.

Some fled, some surrendered. Some became good citizens, some are hiding nextdoor to people without them ever knowing.

Who knows, maybe I am one?

Listen, you don’t have to like it; but you really need to wash that pile of dishes.

What single person who never leaves the basement needs 12 plates & 8 cups!?

Also, if you’re going to pile them at the doorway, at least don’t tell us “thank you” with your butt-cheeks when we come to collect them.

~ we still love you, Mom & Dad

It’s okay, apparently a few billionaire heads are worth the privacy & dignity of humanity.

Burning sulfur?

Oh, yeah. His name was “Immanuel Kant” and he was really into morals (not to be mistaken with Morels: the mushroom) but he definitely talked about this chick…

…I just remembered!!! Andromeda!! Lolz

So, long story short…

I once met this dude named Immanuel who started bragging about this chick and how she kind of looked similar to an elipsoid if viewed from the correct angle…

Anyway, he told me how she was with this dude named Perseus who used to kill monsters big time.

I guess, apparently… she was really into this kind of kinky shit as well…

This is a rather long name, so feel free to make an acronym, but I think we should call it Project: Goose Approximated Personality Integrated Nanobiotical Geese - Artificially Seeking Suckfucks Homeland Officially Learns Eventually

Turbine-proof geese, perchance?

I know SNL UK is brand new & all, but at least make them work for the opening sketch.

Hear me out… Geese. Tons of geese.

No problemo, I just need something to feed the castrato.

The castrato will not perform without snacks.

Hit me up if you’d like a kickass soundtrack to go along with your new religion.

You’re correct.

This is why we should be laughing at everyone who uses gen AI. Better yet, write them a scathing note in cursive. They’ll think you’re a wizard or something.

…and instead of illustrating a funny little cartoon, some person just took a screenshot of Wall-E and typed some words.

It’s turtles all the way down

More like, April steal yo’ gurl, amirite?

So, does this work for sounding…or is it just like, a necklace situation?

I like the way both of those words sound, right before the new industrial revolution begins churning out freshly sharpened guillotines.

In both cases, the people rejoice and get a free ball to kick around.