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🎶A spoon full of MiraLAX makes the ramen go down.🎶

We’ve now achieved Black Mirror. When do we get Terminator?

Amazon branded cat trap

I really like the ones with multiple sets of lights so it’s hard to tell which is yours.

I assume they must be plumbers https://youtu.be/33cweEv3zm4

I fit into that range. I couldn’t take the nausea when I laid down to sleep. Didn’t matter if it was a plate of roasted brussel sprouts or fried chicken. Ate early and had some pepto bismol 4 or 5 nights a week for dessert.

I was thinking about this. Pico is probably sitting next to him watching golden girls reruns.

We updated our timesheet system to support milliseconds. Do not work more than 23.999 hours per day or face disciplinary actions.

What I expect.

I can tell you what we do. Here’s your yubikey. Then most find a new phone after a couple weeks.

I’m standing up for joe!

Certainly they are too big to fail.

https://www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/

The pro-abortion people are bad at marketing their position.

You forgot world renowned author!

Unless I missed something that collaboration is jay z and Lincoln park. I assume it’s points of authority/99 problems?

Bring back comfort lanes

I’m surprised there wasn’t a large donation to a nonexistent library to make this speed bump go away.