Be kind, rewind.

My local video store would hit you with a $1 fee if you didn’t rewind your tape when you returned it.

Live Forever is a far superior song than Wonderwall, anyway.

There, I said it.

These fucking idiots think they are so important.

Considering half of Gen Z isn’t even legal drinking age yet, this isn’t too surprising.

Jumping is useless!

I remember years ago seeing a list of the “most expensive liquids in the world”, and black printer ink was near the top of the list.

Other things on the list were scorpion venom, cobra venom, crab blood, insulin, things of that nature.

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Swing state?

Minnesota hasn’t went for a Republican presidential candidate since 1972.

Oops.

Greg Bovino claims a lot of things, most of them lies.

What an unserious franchise.

Pete Davidson is gonna play him in the shitty movie, isn’t he?

Have you considered upgrading to Proton Lux™?

It might be a joke, but this shit is not funny.

The US is so cooked.

I used an Ethernet cord for what they made me set up, then unplugged that and have never connected it again.

How does this guy fold a blanket?

Gonna nerd out here for a second.

Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.

Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.

But this? This is a crime.