Honest question wouldn’t most of us at this point be fucked anyway? Our history isn’t scrubbed, the patriot act has been in effect for decades. A fascist government is going to care about what you said before you got a VPN, perhaps before they even existed.

When I see not dishwasher/microwave safe I assume it is because the plastic becomes harmful and fuck that noise

I’m an Olympic judge in orange cat sleeping; perfect form with creative flair, well groomed and fluffy shiny fur, bean exposure. And ultimately the perfectly exposed jaw for scritches

11.2/10

It does care where you’re looking though

And more government oversight!

Listen hear me out…

Can we just have a newsletter of “trump says” instead of reporting every fucking thing his geriatric mind spews 3 times a day? While it is important to be aware of the context of the crazy; at this point it isn’t real news ffs! he’s basically weekend at bernies at this point.

Sorry idr if this from source article or one linked in it:

Training was slashed from 16 weeks to six, with sit-ups eliminated because recruits couldn’t handle them.

These nazis are so fucking pathetic in every conceivable way lol

it would be so much funnier if they weren’t destroying lives and killing people

Ffs the fact I even forgot this obvious point because so busy being pissed at the blatant lies, fascist takeover, and murder.

The tweet is from 2023 and still relevant 🙃

Oh no

Idk… that takes way more effort and foresight than what has been demonstrated by this administration so far.

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What meal/cuisine wouldn’t benefit from onion and garlic though? Genuinely asking.

I add at least the powders to probably everything I cook, sometimes even white rice. But I’ve always wondered if I’m adding “wrong” seasoning to a dish when I use them!

(Eta: I also regularly cook with them but usually that’s when the recipe calls for it. I add the powders to browning meat or enhancing sauce etc regardless of recipe I just add them. )

I mean, those are just a series of squirrels distracting you from the last squirrel.

Fucking magnets. How could they stop working???

Thank you for your reply. That is also a really cute comic!! To be fair though; this is just a universal cat owner thing and I’ve seen this joke made in various mediums over the years. It’s a cat behavior as universal as “if I fits I sits” ^^

Oh my goodness the art is so adorable! Does anyone know the artist?

I mean the first half is already technically correct.

So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline

Dude… it must be so exhausting to stay up on current events for this fucking long. I’m already falling behind as I age and I grew up online.

Idk this just suddenly occurred to me for some reason with this comic. Sorry it is so unrelated

Wtf is the “art” AI ? It’s so bad it has to be… right?..

Yes that is exactly it! Much more succinct lol.