

Dear god wait until you hear it’s the next line she replies with


Dear god wait until you hear it’s the next line she replies with


Well I don’t know about thaaat


I’ll change the locks when I get home https://youtu.be/cDGvduVEweg


Known liars lie about stuff, more at 10

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.


Don’t worry 1.6° is looking really reasonable we promise


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But we fined them $10,000 and wagged our fingers at them, surely they won’t do it again!


The underage girls he dates seem to think so
The deer have discovered a breach in our defences, France will soon be annexed.


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Ah yes land of the free and us telling you what you can and can’t do

It’s a pretty great way of putting your money where you mouth is though
Most people didn’t see a global pandemic coming