That was exactly my first thought too.
Keep him distracted please. Like a child.

I think we need gyro controls for the butthole

There are more than one issues going on.

Daaamn. Even a Vulcan can understand those terms

Old food do be like that

You agree they can’t shut the government down any time they want, and then you want them to do exactly that…

That’s a dick move

Nice to see you don’t take things the wrong way

Jesus. You have the worst takes on everything, don’t you.

Ah ok, thank you for letting me know.

She also stood on his coffin. I’ve never even heard of anyone doing that ever.

Edit: apparently that was a fake picture.

Why don’t you do something other than not vote.

Because voting green helped us so much, right?

ALL CAPS MEANS IM TALKING OUT MY ASS

I would tell them to get real jobs, but they’re old enough to retire.

I fucking hate how insanely wierd all these people are.

So do nothing at all? Smart.

My state always has those requirements. If you’re doing what you need, seeing who you need to see for mental/physical health, you should be fine.

Federal judges are forcing them to fund snap :)

This is awesome news. Unfortunately it’s going to be appealed, and could take a couple weeks.

But fuck yeah, foods back on the menu, boys