Therapy! You’ve likely been traumatized. You need to deal with the trauma. Logic helps the mind, but you need the heart to heal.
*personal experience, religion traumatized me and it took years after becoming an atheist to get over my fear of hell. If I had to do it again I’d definitely do it with a therapist.
Nobody needs to buy it, the minions just need something to shout at you when you try to correct them.
My trick with preordering is that I always do it within the refund window, and only if the game offers preloading, and only for games I am super excited for.
That way I can get the benefits of preordering and still get my money back if the game is shit.
Good news is probably yes?
Bad news is life definitely gets worse before then.
If you ask them, they need all that money to bring their future vision to life, they can’t waste any of it on “petty wasteful spending” like on other people or something.
The thing is, I think some of them genuinely think the world will be better if they control it, but they’re too stupid to make their vision work so it will of course fall apart and they’ll die in their bunkers that they never thought they’d actually need to use because it was “just in case”
Aside from the affordability thing…
Do rich people think we make each others beds? Tuck each other in for the night?
Because america has investors, and they’re fashioning themselves golden parachutes with our corpses.
(Sung to the tune of “That’s Amore!”)
Put your hand in that crack and you won’t get it back,
That’s a moray!
Unironically want this.
But I’m converting my closet to a brewing room, so my clothes will have to go somewhere else. Eyeballs loamy corner of room Perfect.
Because you hit the magic doom number and then the world doesn’t come to an end.
I like to say “this machine doesn’t care if you have bones.”
Tree fiddy
Godot has more sliders to make a light switch.
public school budgets can’t be bloated, only misappropriated.
Which usually happens under dipshit republican school boards.
Hannibal lecter and true crime make serial killers look like supervillains but really they’re just Steven Miller if he was broke.
Being called “edgy” is funny when they tell you that there’s this horrible pit of emoness and death and fire and hot metal chains and trenchcoats and darkness and satan that you’re going to go to.
Sounds pretty edgy, bro.
Ok, so republicans are going to shut the government down before midterms, got it.
How about I do nothing to make you happy because you’re an ass?
AI slop checking AI slop.