furiously scribbling notes

Deeply insecure men buy pickup trucks with hoods I can barely see over. SUVs and their perception of “safety”, storage space, and ride height are why women are the primary purchasers.

Same experience with trans girls’ glocks 🤤

This slaps though! Where are all the diamond monitors at??

She’s right, they do though!

A dog clicker they gave me at my dogs training course a few years ago. It’s louder than any clicky pen. So satisfying!

That’s Pete Hegseth

The chimpanzee, or the f-35? One is an intelligent hominid, the other a quintessential example of a military industrial complex boondoggle underperforming for decades

Ouch, ow. Stop, please

Cis men aren’t lonely enough

Toxic masculinity killed Dale Earnhardt

It doesn’t sound like you find it very funny.

What’s barq?

edit uwu thanks~

Are you lost or stupid

Thanks, sis. I hope the holidays are treating you well! 💚💚💚

Love you too, Pops. Merry Christmas.

Thanks, dad. Merry Christmas

dbzer0!

No, but their palms are conspicuously hairy

And it’s Depression Dumpling rounding the final corner!

Don’t live outside the cities; Minnesota Nice is just a guise for their thinly-veiled white supremacy (hey family, hope you’re rotting in fear)

Being restrained, beaten, and bitten, then made to orgasm as many times as master wants.