easiest to strip -> easiest to nibble on

I’m pretty sure most comments ignored the fact that the first two screws are classified as “tasty screws” rather than “good screws,” as I only saw a handful of comments mentioning the taste of the screws.

Nope, shadow man is part of the ambience

Would you compromise on just adding more shadow figures?

Mit mehr Personal könnte die Justiz jedes Jahr viele Milliarden Euro sicherstellen, sagt der Geschäftsführer.

Unfug, was wir brauchen ist eine Überwachung von allen Transaktionen von Privatbürgern._/s

can’t wait to feel more protected_/s

maybe doesn’t load cause webp image?

🙂‍↔️where’s the fun in that

isn’t chain mail prone to pinching your skin?

they obviously meant someone else who looks exactly like me

heyo smorty ☺️

The sink yearns for the grease.

i guess it probably is this meme

i guess not. but maybe my english not good enough for this joke😔

I don’t get the joke, but the picture itself is god’s work.

all of them

that does sound funnier than buying actual ad space and running this ad

but it only has two. it’s basically a human 😌

i think it’s the larva of this big boi