Oh they eventually will theyd

My mind is blown

They put a sticker over the USB port to pigeon hole you into using their shit software hp smart. Hp smart then tries to get you on the ink subscription.

Credit card and email harvesting. Hoping you forget.

They’re easily the worst but even brother has an ink subscription now. They’re just not as fuck you about it. One day I’m sure.

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Had never seen that one. Powerful.

Life was simpler then

Why is my safe open

No bongrips was harder than I wanted to say out loud :(

Oh my fuck this is what I’ve been waiting for without realizing it.

That’s our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.

Damn I wish I had money

Multiple nose exhales.

Printers exist to spite you. They are chaotic machines.

I thought it was just me. Finding out as I progress in IT, no. They’re all cunts.

And if the printers are listening you’re not a cunt. (Please keep working)

Edit: they fucking heard. The admin sharp gave me so much trouble today. Work on one machine not on another. Generic error. Adding via IP or wifi or wired. Im sorry printers I didn’t mean it. Y r u this way

Edit 2: it was the port

Good meme sir. As always. The benefit of the world being shit is the shitposting

Which movie?

https://youtu.be/ZF1LXL6OOsM

Patrice o Neal having a character in wktt gta4 radio is one of my faves. Those were so funny at the time

With a fucking looney tunes drill.

Precum curse

2 times is unreasonably funny to me