The ride will be bumpier, and the tires will wear unevenly, but you will get better gas mileage.

They can always use parallel construction

You must not know about Altoona pizza.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza

I can’t actually argue with that statement

This also helps prevent the cork from drying out

Windows 98SE was peak design

Strange that they focus on gas stoves, they cost almost nothing to use. Gas heat on the other hand…

Look how well that worked out for Arthur Anderson

I am a US citizen, and I don’t have a passport. I’m white, so I don’t have anything to worry about. I have an adopted sister who is Hispanic though, and she doesn’t have one either. I’ve been trying to convince her to get one and keep it on her person.

We live in a red state, so we’re not an ICE hot spot like Chicago is. But they are still around. They are everywhere.

If she gets arrested and released, that would be bad. But how many people are being disappeared to foreign countries they aren’t even from? That’s my biggest fear

You finished Netflix? Impressive.

Altoids

Well it’s very hard to read

What is wrong with your “th”?

Fun fact, this is due to the Coriolis effect!

I’m pretty sure aldi and trader Joe’s are the same company

They can’t find you if they’re dead

Or Gadaffi

Lol somehow that strikes me as a poor flirting technique

Speaking for myself, getting laid is orders of magnitude more difficult than making friends.

This is hilarious because non-male seems like a more gender inclusive term