Man. I so feel this. I’m 51 and started programming when I was 10. It’s not anything like it used to be. I miss those days.

Later Jesus was forced to walk across Legos by the Romans

Octopus Launcher has been great so far!

Are these ads context dependent? I’d love to see what it would come up with for this.

Is the middle prong not for perineum stimulation?

For me, this was the post.

Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?

My dog barks at the fireworks. I’m pretty sure if we got her a jet pack she would fly up there to kick some ass.

I’ve seen these images well before LLMs were around.

Cannoliception.

It’s not a joke. I’m not personally into it, but a few people enjoy it.

Did you know your urethra can also taste spicy? Try sounding a Thai chili pepper!

Not a bright man. Not a bright man at all.

Did he cheat on Nina Dobrev?

No one told you when to run

You missed the starting gun

• Pink Floyd, Time

The name is Grey. Gandalf the Grey.

I’ve talked friends and family into using Signal. Some of my family still insists on using FB Messenger though.

I thought this was a real headline.

There was a place down the street selling these and we bought a few. We felt naughty.

I think it’s also that some people who take up a cause (or a way of living, or whatever you want to call it) feel the need to one up others doing the same. It’s a form a bringing yourself up by pulling others down, which isn’t a good way to exist.