Thanks to alcohol, that phone is now the cleanest thing she’s had in her mouth all night.

I will die on this hill: Dude, Where’s My Car is actually a good movie. People just can’t see past the premise to realize it’s executed extremely well.

In the Midwest, obviously.

In fairness, I didn’t vote for him. And I voted for obama, twice! /s

The people doing the most damage to the world are billionaires who have access to power that the rest of us can hardly imagine, so we could talk about what it would look like to interrupt the cycle by not allowing them to reproduce and separating them from any existing children so over the long term other families have an opportunity to rise to the top (and maybe society would level out a bit in the process). If greed has a genetic component, this would also apply selective pressure against genes for greed.

What do you think OP, start with the billionaires?

“This looks Michaelangelo’d. I can tell from some of the pixels brushstrokes and from seeing quite a few Michaelangelos in my time.”

- Guy who owns the painting.

https://youtu.be/B6VCTLL1rKM

I just had sex

Same about not teaching basics. When I was old enough to shave my dad gave me his old electric shaver and bought himself a new one. I get not giving a kid the nice, new thing, but it still felt crappy. And then he didn’t show me how to use it. So the first time I used it I rinsed it out with water. Turns out it wasn’t made to get wet, and it rusted horribly and was immediately ruined. All he had to do was show me once how to use and clean it and it would have lasted for years. This sort of thing happened over and over, I had to learn a lot of stuff the hard way because no one taught me.

I’m panlingual — I lick all the people.

I feel like OP hasn’t seen enough Hallmark movies — the protagonist’s jealous beau showing up is exactly the kind of second act complication they need.

I would never puke on a rug.

Not much of a catboy, then.

Cool

Brownshirts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung

It does scare me a bit, but I’ve thought about death and non-existence from time to time and gotten more comfortable with it. Not totally comfortable but it doesn’t horrify me anymore.

Extremely basic example, but sometimes I’ll open a web page and feel amazed at the huge stack of technology that came together to make it happen. On both ends: CPU, RAM, motherboard, networking components. In between fiber, switches, and routers. And once the data arrives, a browser interpreting HTML, CSS, and JS, all to show me dickbutt.

Dude, Where’s My Car? is an excellent film. It accomplishes what it set out to do: silly fun. And lots of people remember a lot of quotes from it. I’m surprised that its RT scores are both so low.

How dare you do absolutely nothing to that high schooler! What a jerk!

That was done by multiple governments banning CFCs, which is the opposite of “everyone just.” The point isn’t that better things are impossible — a better world is absolutely possible. The point is there has to be real action to make it better, and that action often takes the form of governments stepping in to do the right thing.