How to say you’re from the US without saying you’re from the US. Sorry, man.

Do you see any non-european countries on the list? Why should the US be there?

Yeah, can’t argue with stupid

True, but the quote is actually from the Norwegian rally legend Petter Solberg, so technically correctly spelled.

It’s not the fart that kills, it’s the smell

Fart = speed Smell = crash (or bang)

When I become dictator of the world, this will be the new time unit: https://metric-time.com/

The year will also have 13 months: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar

The year will be 12025: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_calendar

Because these things just make more sense. You will thank me after a few generations, because habits are hard to change.

I watched Gremlins 2 when I was 13, and it scarred me for life. I did not find it funny at all, and it gave me nightmares for days. I have not seen it as an adult, and currently being 40+ years old, I probably never will.

It’s done by a Snow Groomer (or whatever it’s called in english) . One popular brand is called pistenbully https://www.pistenbully.com/en

To a mathematician, pi is 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993

To an engineer, pi is 3

The joke is basically the same, since you get resistors in certain values, and it’s necessary to select the value closest to the one you need

*facepalm

I don’t get it.

Thanks for the info! How is your experience with using the app? Is it buggy? Does it need frequent updates?

If only jellyfin had an app on Tizen, I’d be all aboard.

Syglekole?

Norway used to count like the Germans, but switched after the introduction of the telephone. There were simply too many mistakes when telling the numbers to the operators, that a change was mandated.

Old people might still use the 2+90 variant though, but it is not very common.

Relevant: https://youtube.com/shorts/c08n_fm7t9c

My wife’s name sounds like Annette Alonso (not her real name - this one is made up) , and her new employer had standardised emails the first two letters from the first name and the first two letters from last name. You bet she was furious with anal@company.com, given that she was going to be working with clients. She ultimately got it changed to anna@company.com

This is exactly what I experienced. It’s 30 years ago, and i still remember that I had trouble drawing my breath due to laughing way too hard.

That sounds fucking delicious.

Just arrange a dick measuring contest, and the largest dicks with the smallest wieners will come together. (pun not intended)