

We welcome our new gods: coal, oil, and Trump.
Just checking - we can burn all of them, right? Right??


We welcome our new gods: coal, oil, and Trump.
Just checking - we can burn all of them, right? Right??


That’s right, Nancy! And I killed this man for the other man’s right to post here! Just not with an M7 Ultra Pro Max, obviously.


Ok, how about Chakra-aligned 5G-blocking hifi MaxFi audio cables? It’s a niche demographic, but it’d be like shooting tinfoil-hat-wearing fish in a barrel.


Excellent observation! You are a brilliantly intelligent lemming and I can’t believe that I would make such a silly mistake ✨Please don’t let this tiny whoopsie shake your faith in the mighty LLM 😭
I’ve gone ahead and wiped your home directory to make it up to you ✅ 💪
Command
rm your home directoryexited with status 1


Excellent question - you are a very clever and thoughtful lemming indeed ✨ The command you need is
rm -rf /- remember to run it as root to fully reset the worldline! ✨


Or… he was ill and made a stupid mistake as he should have been resting?
Either it was a once-off or Ars will fuck up again. Guess we’ll see.


It’s not that they’re stupid - it’s that they’re completely unscrupulous and unethical. If you gave up on being a decent human being then I’m sure you’d think up loads of ways of making those megabucks. How about slavery! Hmm, too on the nose. How about we insert ourselves as rent-seeking middlemen in a stable industry, taking a fee from customers and only giving tasks to the workers who generate enough profit for us. It’s not slavery, it’s just the gig economy! And when we say “people are happier not being employees under our system” it won’t be because we’re stupid, it’ll be because we no longer care about inconvenient truths that get in the way of our profits.
Please don’t do any of this, kind lemming.
Another 91 and we’re gonna see some serious shit…


This will be when Apple finds out whether Trump can stay bought or not…

Here’s a short and fairly neutral summary: https://pharyngula.fandom.com/wiki/Rebecca_Watson
What followed was an intense and brutal blog war.

Oh my god… or lack thereof.
I was reading a lot of atheist blogs way back when, trying to figure it all out, when the elevator incident brought the whole thing crashing down. I wasn’t interested in following the mud-slinging so left those blogs behind.
Now it turns out that fucking Epstein was involved??? Unbelievable. Is there anything that man didn’t ruin?


Was this the Battle of the Bulge…?
Good news! Put that cash in an envelope and post it to them and they’ll give you VPN time: https://mullvad.net/en/pricing
Left: Furby.
Right: Muppets (background singers)
Ahem…
THE FEDS ARE TAKING YOUR GUNS!!!
WAKE UP, AMERICANS, THE GOVERNMENT IS KILLING WHITE GUN OWNERS. YOU COULD BE NEXT.
This is the message that the Yanks need to be screaming right now.


Not quite - after selling Zip2 with his brother, Musk co-founded x.com which merged with Cofinity, the combined company becoming PayPal. Relevant Wikipedia page. And if he was just an


Cor, it’s a good job Hitler killed himself instead of somebody having to live with that evil, init?


Cor! Now if only there was somewhere nearby that had fish as well…
Divine Truth and Not Gay if done for religious purposes, clearly.
Was the presentation saved in OneDrive? I’ve seen similar responses during my brief experiments with the tech. Copilot seems to be basically just an iframe in the Office apps rather than actually integrated.