How about a cryptominer that runs while watching videos, that would surely be a great idea :D

/s

You let your blanket hang off like that?? You monster!

You could also go for the skin-and-bones look provided you don’t have too many fat cells that flap around

They missed the opportunity to say “Git reponytory”

Oh that would be even more interesting to watch

Do we give them a lighter or something beforehand?

I bet it’s because the camera now also scans for the 5G radio waves that are used to control the “birds” instead of just recording waves in the visible spectrum

And this is how you get from “everything is politics” to “we have to burn god”

Edit: After rereading the above I noticed the possibility of the scientist having to be burned

Can’t speak for most apps but communities can be blocked on Eternity and Thunder. I just wish there was a way to block an entire instance as user

Wasn’t it something about the information about the state being recorded?
It’s been a while since I last read up on any of this but I’d be surprised if the double slit experiment for example showed wave behavior just because the results of the detector weren’t shown to humans.

Well said

I wonder what he’d say about fanfics concerning him

Indeed. I was quite confused before I recalled that this is a feature here

Have you returned from the afterlife yet?

I’ll wait for a good uncensored chatbot to write me a seemingly truthful story about exactly that. I wonder how many people would believe it if I just showed them

I use Linux btw

My mind autocompleting before finishing reading: “I use Linux Arch by the way tips fedora”

This reminds me of what a relative told us about one of their first days at work. Some HR manager apparently told them that he wishes for everyone present to get into the situation where they’d leave the company at some point. He admitted that he probably shouldn’t say something like that as HR person but they’re all still young and it’s a good thing to broaden their experience and see other companies/company cultures etc.

Furthermore, when seeing memes and other posts about things like the housing market I’m not surprised that lots of people steer away from being loyal to a company and towards making more money (though that doesn’t seem to be the case here based on what I saw from other comments)

I’d say the focus is because they’re the future workforce, whatever that may entail

This also explains the “cum town” at the beginning :o

For a moment I really thought there was something in the bible that could be seen as Jesus “whoring at the theater”