You’re missing part of this meme

Seems a bit ambitious for a country that has yet to even land successfully on the moon.

But I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me

Galileo Figaro,

let the water hold me down

Q: “You just don’t get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The sausage never ends”

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my cat paws were missing again

This happens all the time, they’re detachable

Detachable cat paws…

Suck it, Jin Yang!

https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Neutopia

https://y.yarn.co/f4cd219c-3c6a-41f2-9b2b-78220dcb1068_text.gif

I am going to get you so many lizards!

I’m 40% dolomite!

In another city, we could be anyone we want.

But the plural of Jedi is Jedi.

Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient!

Had this same thing happen to me in a very small apartment. Not everyone has an option to remodel or choose an apartment big enough for this not to be an issue. Sometimes you’re just stuck with a shitty design.

Incandescent light bulbs are the best

If came to the monday morning sync up…