It’s a smart umbrella with A.I. features that will advice you on when to open your umbrella. If you find yourself in a situation where you encounter rain, and you type in “It’s raining” on the touch-handle screen, the umbrella will either tell you to open the umbrella or not open the umbrella depending on what input you give it.

For example Nazi full name is National Socialism

hmmm… not sure where you’re going with this

it’s in the name

OH!!! wow, you just made me realized… the word “socialism” in “national socialism” is the same as the word “socialism” in “socialism.” many times when things are named the same thing they are the same. such is it with language

me and all my beautiful footnotes

wow. i learn something new every day

“Stop or I’ll shoot!” I say, pointing the gun at my own foot.

i know it’s difficult for liberals to remember anything further back then two SNLs ago, but we actually already had a widespread unrestrained genocide under biden

You’ll miss out on some spider-lore, but it’s possible to jump into Spider Solitaire for the Windows XP home computor system without having played its predecessor, Spider Solitaire for the Windows 98 home computor system

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I’m glad Americans are finally waking up. Biden may not be perfect, but he is the only candidate who can beat Trump. I’ll be doing my part by voting for him as many times as possible this November!

wow, this donald guy sure sounds scary! maybe the democrats should try to do something to stop him? like appealing to their voters, perhaps

How is that spreading Russian propaganda?!?!

wow, you can tell it’s an election year… don’t even bother, i know you and your kremlin bot army are just here to convince me not to vote for hillary again. for the record, it won’t work. i’m voting for her twice this year.

a sad day for racists everywhere

i need to adopt a cat-owner mentality

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those NFT apes

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paying for netflix isn’t fine either

when i won my first game of spider solitaire on the windows xp and the fireworks started shooting

congratulations, comrades!

we will meet each other in posters valhalla