You sound like you live in your mom’s basement
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All I hear is the shit in your mouth from all the boots you’ve licked
Your business is licking shit off boots
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Go lick some boots
SassyGumsquatch@lemm.eeto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's something that you were surprised to find out a lot of people hate?
4·2 years agoThat’s… why I’m here
SassyGumsquatch@lemm.eeto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's something that you were surprised to find out a lot of people hate?
2·2 years agoI think that Batman and Robin is the most perfect representation of Batman that has ever been put to film. It captures the wackiness so well
SassyGumsquatch@lemm.eeto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's something that you were surprised to find out a lot of people hate?
6·2 years agoBatman and Robin.
SassyGumsquatch@lemm.eeto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Who is your favorite fictional character?
4·2 years agoI was obsessed with Long John Silver as a child, but I think I might enjoy the character of Captain Ahab more nowadays. I guess I have a thing for flawed maritime literary characters
SassyGumsquatch@lemm.eeto
Gaming@beehaw.org•Not counting games that were unfun because of bugs, what’s the most unfun video game that you’ve played and what made it unfun?
10·2 years agoThis is gonna be a deeply unpopular opinion but the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time is my least favorite game I ever played. I like rogs but never owned a nintendo and my friend was always raving about it so I finally played it a few years back and I just hated it. The gameplay didn’t feel good which I expected given it was still the wild west of 3d graphics but the thing that really annoyed me was how much sitting and waiting you had to do. All enemies are just sit, wait, dodge, hit in the right spot, repeat. Plus everyone wants to talk to you to tell you everything about the gameplay instead of just letting you figure it out. I found the whole experience frustrating.
SassyGumsquatch@lemm.eeto
[Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.world•[How is your day going?] 31st of August
1·2 years agoI have been inside all day because of a hurricane but I did get a lot of cleaning done
SassyGumsquatch@lemm.eeto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•your girlfriend gets an unencrypted copy of all your files. What happens?
2·2 years agoShe would learn what I have planned for the next dnd session but otherwise not much
SassyGumsquatch@lemm.eeto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What thing are you exponentially more experienced in than the average person?
2·3 years agoHaha I think I would describe it more like erector sets than lego but yes it is very similar. We put the whales in the ground for ~18 months and then pull them out and out them together piece by piece
SassyGumsquatch@lemm.eeto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What thing are you exponentially more experienced in than the average person?
25·3 years agoI have a lot of experience reconstructing whale skeletons for museums and such. I do it as a hobby with a friend of mine who is the marine mammals recovery coordinator for the state of North Carolina.
SassyGumsquatch@lemm.eeto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?
2·3 years agoI was thinking Mass Effect but Halo totally works too!
SassyGumsquatch@lemm.eeto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?
2·3 years agoA soldier really hates computers, like a lot
Good minds and all that ;)
At least book gandalf just growled it. A growl to me is a lot quieter than what movie gandalf did
I hold that in the movie it is gandalf shouting “FOOL OF A TOOK!” that gets all the orcs moving. Piplin is an innocent hobbit


I teach outdoors for school groups in a nature area and a part of that process is a discovery hike. Its me, about 12 kids, and a parent chaperone and as we are walking through the woods we see a deer. All these kids, who were in 4th grade, were so excited! We very quietly watched it grazing around in this woods, not giving us any mind at all, when it sort of gets its antlers tangled in some vine and ends up pulling a dead tree down on top of it.
The deer is now flailing under a whole ass tree that collapsed right on to it, and it clearly is suffering. It is making the worst kinds of noises and I have the parent keep the kids back as I approach this crazed stag. It clearly suffered head trauma and was bleeding. The worst part is that it was right on the path back and, due to the terrain, there was really no way to get around this deer without being close to it. After trying and failing to get the deer loose, I had the children all vlimb over the tree and we went back. To top it off they all immediately got on the bus to go home, so it was the last memory these kids had of the place.
I ended up going back and putting the deer down. Absolutely traumatizing.