

What kind of plastic surgery do you think she will get thats going to duck up her looks?
I bet she gets cheek filler and that awful lip filler


What kind of plastic surgery do you think she will get thats going to duck up her looks?
I bet she gets cheek filler and that awful lip filler


Patrolling the Greenland wastes almost makes you wish for a Mojave winter


May they never rest in peace again
Our health ed teacher said vaginas are only 4 inches deep and a student asked how porn actresses take much bigger dicks than that.
The teacher paused for a few seconds and basically just said they don’t its all faked


The only shows to be held there in the future are right wing failed comedians turned podcaster


I personally don’t see why people think we will have elections again when the people in charge have said over and over that we won’t
Because we always have? Because of tradition?
How has that ideal been working out lately?


Maybe you should start if you’re this miserable anyways

The problem is they have to experience it first. Every time.
They are incapable of considering or imagining what others are experiencing without going through it too. They are incapable of it.
Because that is what empathy is.


Silent?
They are just waiting on their orders on what to believe in.


Can’t have monsters off the florida coast scaring the dementia riddled elders
"We have Silver Tinsel down. Repeat. We have Silver Tinsel down.


I hear his chin got stolen


Trust me just one more lane bro
Also throw a boring hole at the problem with no planning or committee approval.
I’m sure that’ll fix it all


Well you see there are still plenty construction contractors that happen to be republican.
And the very fact they are republicans means they never think anything is real or possible until they personally experience it first hand.
There is a bottomless barrel of idiots for trump to screw over because he hasn’t personally fucked them all…yet
I’ve graduated from the Squidward school of hard knocks but Im trying to model myself as more of a Squilliam these days.
Any idea where the Squilliam School of Applied Fuckery is located?


I just skip the whole process and make it all up


Smoking weed and playing video games most of the day hasnt worked so far but im no quitter


Why does this feel like forbidden knowledge


Ooh ah ah ah ah
He had to have fucked a child to death right?
No way anything less on those tapes would drive anyone this far.