That’s wild. Why would the Dutch import High Life? It’s certainly one of America’s more tolerable lagers, but it’s still like sex in a canoe.

Entry Level Grocery Store sounds like a future slur.

A succulent Chinese meal?

I like that the AI gave the soccer Mom both a soccer ball as well as a soccer purse. Bravo.

These special cases won’t write anything by hand, but their guns can do a little something, unfortunately.

*I just wanted to rave and dance-

Having to go to old people parties.

It’s rather go to diy underground shows, but I’m dad aged now.

I rust wasn’t too rave and dance, but I feel like most of the kids would be creeped out.

Indeed! Twat is such a versatile word.

There waiting until Half Life 3 drops so they won’t lose any launch day spot light.

The text book publishers are always looking for a reason to sell new editions.

Pineapple digests you before you digest it!

Gas giants aren’t planets: they’re just clouds, man.

I wouldn’t come here if it weren’t for self satisfied know it all’s balanced by insecure smarty-pants’.

With a sprinkling of whatever grammar-Nazi wants to correct my comments.

I generally try to hang out with people smarter/more experienced than I in the hopes some of it rubs off on me.

But, I’m also a pretentious twat, so there’s also that.

During my short tenure in the American South I thought women of all ages were in to me because they’d often say, ‘Bless your heart!’ and call me ‘Honey’.

Turns out I should have kept my head down. Don’t be fooled by Southern Hospitality.

Rat shit bat shit, dirty old twat: 29 ass holes tied in a knot!

***nguage!

Manage your mouth words!

Do like the boomers did and spawn so you can make children legally do your chores.

Probably an anthropomorphized plank that lines getting stepped on.

I just threw up a bit at the thought.

Sure is! I stand corrected.