PrunesMakeYouPoop

The windows key is the best key for determining whether or not your keyboard disconnected, or if windows itself has locked up.

*you’re

The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Go to the cowboy store and get some work jeans. Make sure the tag says 100% cotton. They can be stiff and take a while to break in, but when they do, they’re comfy and durable. I usually get wranglers for $25-30 and they last years and years. I usually replace them because they’re oil stained, not worn-through.

I love my redwings.

It’s a sailboat!

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.

Vulcan 500 with a heavy wrist.

I want to like electric motorcycles, but they’re either more expensive than a decent car, or are obviously designed by non-biker engineers that don’t understand what bikers want.

*cries in 100 miles to reserve

Will the golden crane fly again?

Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.

It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.

It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.

I just wish they made a body on frame small truck.

So it’s her fault the toothpaste and deodorant are behind lock and key?