Been trying to decide if my property manager(s) are incompetent or just lowlifes. I think it’s both.
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Our Eurovision entry this year. I live for a key change.
They also have DIY options that work out a bit cheaper.

Ooh a bit spooky hey. Did they use contrast?
You’ve never used coffee tongs before?
Exquisite
My selections today:
- Something pointing to the left
- Something dangerous when consumed
- Something made of exactly two colours
- Something a cat would like
Yes, Hoddle street has way more lanes. Reach for the stars!
I guess you get to keep the banana. Or a lot of lifeguards are planning on a big banana bread bake off?
Here’s a genre of video you might like, there’s no music (you could always add some in another tab) but the sounds of the city and people are so chill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3b2h_2GxA
Service: Publicly advertises discount for pensioners
Me, a pensioner: Can I please get the discount for pensioners
Service: Uhhh… I guess… I can do that for you…
Sounds like a good man to know
I feel like catering cling wrap shits all over the supermarket brands. If you don’t mind buying 600m at a time.
Bickford’s Pink Lemonade is good shit, lemony strawberry refreshment with soda water.
Very strange:

its me, your test cake taste tester
Gotta get me one of those!


Were you literally so nervous? Was it so good an absolutely packed with protein?