you do realize you’re talking about yourself right?

These are great screenshots. Makes his posts super readable.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher stood by him after he was convicted.

We’re the Russia for criminal asylum seekers with enough money

Have you serious never read English before? Have you managed to not read assuming it’s true?

Okay, assuming your tinfoil hat theory of the secret up yours is true, where’s the meltdown?

Why did you call me Milo?

The AI induced everything shortage certainly doesn’t help.

I’m open to both interpretations!

If you want to come to my house and run cable feel free.

Because the stupid administration put bullshit arbitrary rules on routers the remaining ones are in short supply.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

I am positively delighted that you typed it out and thought it was a scathing retort.

This is hilariously wrong. The reality is they can use biometrics to open it without a warrant. They can and will force you to unlock it with a warrant.

Any lawyers reading this post are either cackling or bashing their head into a brick wall.

I would guess this is the case everywhere. If there was, “I don’t want to give you evidence” loophole so many people would walk away no problem. I mean, this literally how Alex Jones lost. They refused to comply with discovery so the judge said you lose, let’s go to the judgement phase. There was no trial.

It’s not. This reply is incredibly naive. They can compel you to give the password to your phone, why wouldn’t they be able to compel you to give the password to your encryption? There’s a reason so many cases are solved via phone contents even though that’s “testifying against yourself”. If they have a warrant and you refuse you’ll definitely be charged with obstruction. Also in court there’s a concept where if you refuse to provide evidence the court/jury is instructed to assume that it’s as bad as it can possibly be, making sure you’re going to lose.

This is the most hypocritical post in the history of the Internet.

Are you actually a raving lunatic who doesn’t pay any attention to what people say or is this some elaborate troll job?

You’re running to bust protestors? You’re a cop? I’m missing how this is you irl

What an absolute incel.