It’s fart porn isn’t it?

Absolutely love Airalo. Simple, painless and really good prices for their data plans (in Europe at least)

I, for one, will be crushing a grape tonight, such is my outrage.

Huh, guess we don’t do self deprecation

So that makes Lemmy what? The smeggy bellend?

Blue Orange Green Brown Slate White Red Black Yellow Violet Pink Turquoise

You use a fresh towel every day?

Yes, of course. And I am deeply suspicious of anyone who doesn’t sing silly little songs to their pets.

Is it because you’re gay?

Fucking right

The British accent? There are hundreds, if not thousands of different accents.

Can someone unplug the internet for 5 minutes please? We need a fucking time out over here.

Almost, it was the man, and his pesky interference with our protagonists freedom. And guns.

You’re not a weirdo are you, SatansMaggotyCumFart?

That’s awesome. I can’t think of any car built in the last 20 years that you could expect anywhere near that kind of longevity. Even ‘premium’ German brands. I had a BMW that started falling to bits after 100k and my SO had an Audi from brand new that was riddled with problems for the 3 years she had to endure it.

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1.5 million???

That’s just French cars

So, his actual name is Louie. In no particular order, he also goes by:

Louie

Lewis

Douglas Luis

Doug

Duggie

Duggie boy

Doog

Dooglarse

Dougie Howser MD

King Louie the XIV

Lewis Hamilton (but said in a French accent for some reason)

Handsome boy

Chuuchi boy

I’m in my mid forties, I have the beard growing ability of a 13 year old girl. I would fucking love to be able to grow a thick, bushy beard. But alas.

Guess my massive wang makes up for it.