You’re telling me a pineapple fried this rice?

Oh thought it was Dumbass in some grass.

Right? It’s not his fault his dick looks almost average next to those children…

The smudge on the screen kinda looks like goatse…

Thanks! It’s my nickname!

Imagine walking back to your car to get your kid and seeing the scene in Pulp Fiction…yikes

Oh so close, I’ve been keeping my eye on you. Excited to see the rest of you. I love your body type. 😍