Yes they have ears but also look at those big strong flippers! Sea lions are the ones who can clap and walk and galumph all over the beach while seals basically wallow. You’re also correct they’re cute and adorable, and fierce and fabulous!

I can’t stand the graininess just under the skin. And the rest of the flesh is too bland. Unripe, they’re woody and sometimes stringy. Maybe if you took a perfectly ripe one, peeled and cored and cut it up, and then squeezed half a lemon over it, I would try it. Otherwise, miss me with those nasty things.

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Isn’t it usual procedure that everyone else enters the courtroom and takes their places before the judge walks in? So the team would have had ample opportunity to film, record and facially-recognize the jury before Judge Kuhl made them take off the spyglasses.

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Life is pain. Ovary up.

Live, to become High King Margo The Destroyer.

There was a man who really told us who he was. I’d be reading along in my dad’s Analog Magazine, not really noticing authors, and suddenly find myself chest-deep in evil. What a dick.

I’d be shitting myself laughing.

I don’t know of one, would subscribe

There’s no such thing as a good prom sweetie. Best you can hope for is that the Hellmouth holds

Ooh, baby, ooh, said ooh…

Tell that to Hatshepsut and the whole string of goddamn Thutmoses she had to put up with. (Yeah they had numbers but when you yell “Thutmose!” you don’t really want all of them.)

And applying that to royals in general, if they’re so unique they should be more creative with the names, dontcha think? So many Henrys and Louis

“There’s another vole under there somewhere”

“There’s a vole under there somewhere”

It takes a village to survive. Some to remember the exact differences between safe, fun, and deadly mushrooms and others to turn predators into prey.

Ancient people had to remember/memorize a lot more things just to get through their days, before writing existed.

They don’t, not enough sodium in coconut juice for one thing.

I guess you first use the clean juice to make the wounded stop dying long enough so you can stitch what’s left of them together, and if they wake up you could tuck a salt pill under their tongue.

A lot of WWII was fought on Pacific islands.

You’re gonna look amazing!

Not to mention he himself said nothing can cause him to lose his support, not even if he killed someone in the middle of 5th Avenue. Are we not to believe him?

I’m suddenly noticing he felt the need to qualify “shoot someone” with “on 5th Avenue.” As if he’d already killed someone in secret…