Corporations found out you can make money on the internet and social media consolidated the internet ecosystem.

Pretty sure drugs work like that already.

Is anyone going to pay my bills while I’m on these pills or am I going to be homeless?

Here is the first episode of Behind the Bastards covering the guy: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6ZlIuEIgLRNxfJWxiv4asn

The moment I realized I didn’t have access to hugs from people that cared about me was the moment I realized I was a failure of an adult. It’s been about a decade now.

It’s fun when you’re young and sad when you’re older. Be careful out there kids.

I’m from Houston. I don’t need to read the article to know it’s true.

I love Philadelphia from the bottom of my greasy heart. Go Birds!

This man has absolutely no idea how basic human behavior works. This will only increase the use of the “slop” label. Does he only interact with employees in his life?

It’s an acquired taste. Definitely tastes better than it looks.

Well you could start with not making an all caps post with a brand new account.

I live amongst yankees now. I’d even take some huitlacoche.

Sir and/or Madam,

Have you heard the good word about maize (corn)? 🌽

So you just want to rob people? What the fuck are you talking about? Are you talking about a wealth tax? I’m down for that. You want different laws based on their religious choice? That’s fucked.

I’m also a gringo that checks the tonalpohualli every day. I can’t tell the differences between y’all in the first place.

Are you drunk?

That’s a fucking weird take.

Slavery is a moral wrong from the start. What if we called you a Calvinists and put you in chains?

Stop being weird.

The Mysterious Stranger - Mark Twain

I fucking hate it here.

I hate my biological mother and I never have a girlfriend.

To answer your question if my mother asked me this my response would be, “Stop calling me you filthy junkie.”

Living everyday in USA sounds like this to me: Resident Evil Basement

It’s extremely annoying. Invest in a good pair of noise cancelling headphones.

In America therapy costs a lot of money and you get no guarantee you’ll see someone competent.