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No time for ethical consistency when we have degenerate music to consume!

Does this confirm that giraffes are brown with yellow lines, rather than yellow with brown spots? This could be huge for the giraffe community.

Maybe it’s a really, really deep basin for washing all the dishes we put off.

Remember when Cardi B admitted to drugging and robbing people, and absolutely nothing happened to her public image?

I will never call it “X,” just like I will never call Facebook “Meta.”

Good on you for being principled. I experience the same sort of feeling, and I’ve tried to just redirect that need for content into other media.

Don’t be too complacent, of course. I’ve seen people on the Fediverse turn feral and Reddit-esque during discussions of particular culture war issues. It’s not completely peachy here all the time; there are some subjects about which some people can’t help losing their composure.

Boomer comic 🤮

I’m done with that place.

I am not sure how this relates at all to the “justice system”, however. Are private organizations only allowed to part ways with an employee because they committed crimes? This is not really about “guilt” that can be proven or disproven in a court case, and there are already mechanisms in place for people to be compensated if they can show that they were unfairly treated or if contracts were violated.

It wasn’t a fully formed proposal, honestly. You make a very good point.

I think you misunderstand the original author’s point.

Maybe, though that would be odd for a personal finance magazine.

That must have been devastating. I’m sorry to hear that.

Is this supposed to be suggestive? I don’t understand.

I am 26 and have been in the workforce for a few years.

In short, is there something I’m missing here, or is work-eat-sleep-repeat all there is until I retire?

Yes, except for the fact that you and I will not be able to retire.

I wish companies would stop with subscription models.

a tooth that I had grown very fond over the years

Found Chip Skylark.

I feel like this could have been made funny, had it been worded with any amount of cleverness.

It’s so cute!