Because it is ORGANIC AND ARTISAN. That makes the price go up 10x for each meaningless buzz word

Must have hit the eject button.

Austin Powers does Singapore.

Usually I have paper wasp problems over anything else. They love making a home in the grill.

“We need more heels on the ground!”

It’s boo dong tea…

Ok… I’ll see myself out.

Also the OG film that started the cliche of training the townspeople with pointy sticks and adding pointy stick to the towns perimeter in a remarkably short timespan.

So they need 7 samurai and a bunch or pointy things.

I nearly spat the ghost dick out of my mouth.

Climb inside my world

Voices echoing from the chambers of your asshole. “Hamster” “Gerbil gerbil” " Hamster!"

Just like me, they long to be
Up in those guts

Haven’t had to remember it for awhile. But the freakiest shit I ever got was a stuffed wolf that howled and a flowery note with hearts that said “You’ll be mine” left in my mailbox.

At first I thought it was from my girlfriend at the time. I found out it wasn’t her, and she was disturbed by it. To this day I still don’t know who left it for me. I had some suspicions, but that was like 20+ and I’ll never find out now.

Anyhow came rolling back into my memory banks and gave me a chill.

I was on board until I read

“Chickens are intelligent and sensitive to the welfare of their peers.”

Chickens are assholes to everything. That doesn’t mean they need to boxed up in tiny crates and killed. But I’ll still say they are mean little fuckers with small brains.

Is SpongeBob suffering from jaundice?

It’s because of our big noggins, we cook any longer in the oven and we won’t come out. So nature decided to send us out into the harsh world half-baked.

Some of us never get used to it and wish to return to the womb.

Oddly enough when you turn it on, you also immediately get shot in the neck.

Perhaps the boobs become semi-sentient and go on a killing spree.